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Bert

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About Me

Shut up kid, wastin' pigs is radical!

My Interests

People without hidden agendas. Earnesty. Light-hearted fun. Absurdity. Heavy-handed assesments made in complete jest. Forcing my liver into complete submission. Distortion of signal. Evil. Zed.

I'd like to meet:

Friendlies.Hired Geeks.If you don't know me already don't send me a friend request without at least sending me a message. I have no interest in being collected like a Pokemon.

Music:

Yep.

Movies:

SOMEONE SHOULD CLEAN THIS DIRTY WORLDDead Alive, Jacob's Ladder, Session 9, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (die hippies, die), Evil Dead 2, Mullholand Drive (David Lynch in general), THX 1138, Suburbia (spheeris one), Repo Man, most zombie movies, Takashi Miike, the Big Lebowski (Cohen Brothers for the most part), Brad Anderson, Alejandro Gonzales, Tobe Hooper, Kubrick, David motherfucking Cronenberg. George Romero.I will go see ANY horror movie in the theater, and I will like at least something about it.I like most stuff, I'm a glass is half full kind-a-guy when it comes to movies.

Books:

FROM HELL'S HEART

Heroes:

Edward Teach. Francis Bacon. Bruce Cambell. Elizabeth Bathory. Sergei Fedorov. Mom.

My Blog

You are living in a strange world

Here's more proof:   Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint...by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn September, 1996 QA) What is Zoophilia?AA) Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals s...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

Spring is a truant...

...and when it shows up it will be summarily disciplined.   Heed this warning all you oft-looked-forward-to seasons lurking out there. You may think you have time for that last cigarette, b...
Posted by Bert on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:50:00 PST