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Lucas

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About Me

I barely use this website anymore. I prefer to keep life where it's real, in real life. You can't learn what really matters in life by what someone writes on a website. Hell, you're lucky if you learn what really matters in life by spending time with someone for five years. Life truly happens rarely, in times when you least expect, when all of a sudden you find yourself in a situation you never imagined, which can either be something so incredibly awesome or so incredibly tragic words can do no justice. It's as if time stops and instinct takes over and life is happening. The rest of the time is a walking dreamstate in which we attempt to find that moment again in the passing of the mundane. I seek it now as I write these silly words into this silly website. The key to life is finding it more often than not so you can remember why the mundane exists instead of being stuck in the world of the mundane and dwelling on the distant memory of what it feels to be alive. Everyday provides us these opportunities if we're paying attention. Are you?
According to the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator I am an INTJ personality type. Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging. I used to think this was meaningful but it's not. We're here in this world to define ourselves, not to seek our definition. I am who I am at any one moment which can be anything.
the Provacateur
(57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

My Interests

Life.

I'd like to meet:

The top players.

Music:

Music is the expression of the domesticated animal that lives in us all. The dance is our acceptance of that. The music we enjoy (and make) and the dance we do (or don't do) indicates the condition of our animal.

Movies:

Movies are people's ideas of life frozen in suspended animation (oxymoron).

Television:

TV is death.

Books:

I don't read enough of them. Have about 20 in line.

Heroes:

All the people who put up with me.

My Blog

The mess at Street Scene

There was a situation at Street Scene on Saturday where some people in the crowd were hurt during the Tool show. I was involved in the situation. I sent this email to the Union Tribune and the San Die...
Posted by Lucas on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:09:00 PST

Names, numbers, and meaning

I've always thought people's names played some role in who they were. While it seemingly makes no sense I was always curious about the similarities between people with the same name. I give little cre...
Posted by Lucas on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:49:00 PST

7ooL

4-23-06 to 4-30-06:  Did something I can't quite remember. It involved a boat.4-30-06 5:00am:       Went to sleep. (kinda)4-30-06 9:30am:       W...
Posted by Lucas on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:14:00 PST

Truths of Life

This is a list of what I think are the top 11 "truths of life."  Almost every aspect of [human] life can be explained with some or all of these "truths." They're slightly ranked in order, meaning...
Posted by Lucas on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:46:00 PST

The magician at a magic show

Imagine that you're a great magician and you go to a magic show.  The magician on stage begins his act, pulling a rabbit out of a hat or sawing a woman in half.  Because you are a magician y...
Posted by Lucas on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 06:34:00 PST