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I am here for Friends

About Me

Yeah. I'm alright. Nothing special. I like things like rice. Rice is good.

hey look! people i love!

My Interests

i'm boring, but it's okay. i read a lot.

I'd like to meet:

People? Keep in mind this is open ended as i am awfully fond of robits.

Myspace Layouts - Cartoons Myspace Layouts
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Music:

radiohead, nine inch nails, a perfect circle, tool, elliott smith, tori amos, bjork, massive attack, frou frou, imogen heap ...

Movies:

This is still a loaded question, but i suppose i'll actually put something in the box this time. Lets see ... i really like eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, pulp fiction, a history of violence, ordinary people, kill bill (one and two), reservoir dogs, requiem for a dream, stranger than fiction, the royal tenenbaums, uhh ... and lots of those super lame comedies like old school and zoolander. yep.

Television:

six feet under.
so
much
love.

Books:

My favorite authors include: chuck palahniuk, bret easton ellis, david sedaris, augusten burroughs ... ummm ... and a shitload more. Its also worth mentioning that i'm finally willing to admit my unhealthy love of Anne Rice. Yeah, i'm REALLY ashamed, but at least i dont deny the love anymore. DAMN i love her.

Heroes:

little miss mara wyman.

My Blog

Halloween!! :)

Hi there, assholes.Clearly I don't blog unless its to share lots o photos of my daughter ... because really, she's the shit.SO! Here she is ... all dressed up as a SKUNK! Really, she was incredibly ad...
Posted by em on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:34:00 PST

Texas!

Hello Assholes.Here are some loverly photos I took wilst in Texas. As usual I will offer my two bits.Mostly they're pictures of the beach ... since i LOVE the beach and suck at taking picture of aver...
Posted by em on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:16:00 PST

Execration of the masses!

i'm incredibly hostile right now and i'm not certain why.perhaps its because i was out christmas shopping earlier today and have had my fill of human contact.generally i'd say i'm a fairly tolerant pe...
Posted by em on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

grrrr!

So mostly the world is an awful place full of plenty of awful people.Its a scary thing.I have this perfect little girl and I know at some point she's going to realize that things arent all peachy keen...
Posted by em on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:18:00 PST

wtf?

what the fuck is up with everyone bitching and whining in their blogs lately? i realize that technically a blog is supposed to be akin to a crazy assed profound therapy session or something, but ...
Posted by em on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST

baby shit

Yeah ... hi guys. So, i finally got around to resizing and uploading all of the hospital pictures we took of Mara ... so umm, enjoy or something. here she is being ripped from my belly. note: c-sectio...
Posted by em on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:26:00 PST

its hot and i dont want to go outside.

107. My middle name is: Rose ... because i'm fucking awesome.106. I was born on: November 7th, 1983.105. I am really: Warm. Its probably 85 degrees in here and its quite humid as well ... oy, its a wa...
Posted by em on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:23:00 PST

MOTHERFUCK!

okay ... OKAY ... FUCK!now, i need everyone to understand something. i am 8 months pregnant. Yep, eight months pregnant. i'm growing a fucking human inside of me. INSIDE OF ME!!!!!!!!lets think about ...
Posted by em on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:59:00 PST

holy mother of emily being pregnant.

hello.if you havent noticed i've labeled this blog under the category "podcast" ... which means NOTHING other than the fact that i think podcast is a funny word. i dont even know what it means. p...
Posted by em on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 07:50:00 PST

fuck reality.

you know what sucks? finding out that bad things happen and are caused by good people. you know what else sucks? knowing that theres nothing you can do about it.i wish i werent such a global thinker s...
Posted by em on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:58:00 PST