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L.a.n.a

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About Me

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Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 38%
Romance - 40%
Self - Control - 100%
Kissing - 70%
Cuddling - 87%
Kinkiness - 63%
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Coke bottles
Your Favorite Target: Nuns
Your Kill Count: 1,371,939,953
Your Battle Cry: "I got mad skillz, yo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 13
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $68,704,921,574,784
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 66%
Quiz created with MemeGen !http://../albums/b347/twat-whore/?action=view&current=J oeyssexydance.flvIM MOTHER FUCKING LANA! I rock! I'm also an asshole! I like to make rude comments and not to mention my mind is in the gutter 24/7, IM REALLY SARCASTIC! Deal with it! I enjoy the word nigger so if your black don't get offended and like shoot me! I love music! Metal and RAP! I play guitar and I fucking rock at it! Bands hit me up! I like to mess around with ramdom shit and people. Im loud as fuck! Don't piss me off because you'll probably die! I love hanging out with my friends I have so much fun with them! I fucking love going to concerts and moshing...watch out or I'll knock you the fuck out BITCH! I say and do alot of stupid things, but I don't care! 99.9% of the time I come off as a bitch but Im not...its all joking around so don't take it personal...everyone eventually gets insulted by me...and most of the time its funny! Lets see I have hair but the color always changes ,blue eyes ,lip, septum,medusa,and tongue twice and ear pierced and gauged. I dress how ever I wanna dress...mostly Band T's and black pants....Im Black...but don't let my pastey white skin fool you...I'm a true gangsta on the inside!I'VE GOT NO REASON LEFT TO LIVE BUT A 100 TO DIE!I ♥ KATIE!
I Fucking love Stephanie!
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IM YARNIE! YA MUTHA FUCKA!
A VERY OLD PICTURE OF ME PLAYIN MY GUiTAR!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lana/Anal/Lama
Birthday: Sept 26,1988
Birthplace: Mothers vagina
Current Location: West Allis
Eye Color: Bloo
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'3-im short!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rite!
Your Heritage: im dutch and yea
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adio
Your Weakness: crying and sadness
Your Fears: falling in love and GREMLINS!
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEEZE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Big in a band that actually like plays
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: man I gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: muh eyes
Your Bedtime: hmmmm some where from 1-5 am
Your Most Missed Memory: hmmm freshman year
Pepsi or Coke: both
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: eh both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BOTH
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: FUCK YA
Do you Sing: nope im horrible at it
Do you Shower Daily: I try to
Have you Been in Love: ....yea surprisingly
Do you want to go to College: i guess
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: naw
Do you think you are Attractive: in the right lite
Are you a Health Freak: hell no! give me a twinkie!
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: not if they invole tornados
Do you play an Instrument: yep Guitar I got 3 of em
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ..haha ya
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: lmao yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: noooo
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES and Im going tomorrow
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ew no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: .....what the fuck kinda question is this
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes and froze in the ice...j.k ....no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes a thong
Ever been Drunk: ...HAHA yes
Ever been called a Tease: ..not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: lol I wish
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I want someone to kill me with a toothbrush
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Tattoo artist/fashion designer/rocker
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Lite bloo
Favourite Hair Color: I like unnatural...but black is good
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: taller then 5'3
Weight: hmm dont matter
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: ??
Number of CDs I own: Over a billion
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: REGRET NOTHING!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!*~MUSIC~*
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*~SCHOOL~*

I'd like to meet:

FUN FUCKING TIMES!!;
Yea gotta put myself cuz im a mutha fuckin PIMP!...naw im playing I just love my hair in this pic but its not colored anymore cuz my parent are ASSHOLES!...im joking...kinda:)

CHECK THESE NEVER BEFORE SEEN PICTURES!

Music:

I got alot! *WEDNESDAY 13*MURDERDOLLS*SLAYER*
*CHIMAIRA*SERVOHATRED*LOCKJAW*MSI*
*THE FRANKENSTEIN DRAG QUEENS FROM PLANET 13*
*SLIPKNOT*MUDVAYNE*DRY KILL LOGIC* IT DIES TODAY*
*MESUGGAH*KILLSWITCH ENGAGE*SPUD MONKEY*
*DEAD BABY SPIDER MONKEYS*BURY YOUR DEAD*
*BLEEDING THROUGH*EIGHTEEN VISIONS*HIMSA*
*THE HAUNTED*ARCH ENEMY*THE BLACK DALIHA MURDER*
*GLASS CASKET*BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE*PANTERA*
*AVENGED SEVEN FOLD*UNEARTH*AS I LAY DYING*
*BEHEMOTH*CRADLE OF FLITH*DIMMU BORGIR*
*LAMB OF GOD*SUFFOCATION*JEW SLAUGHTER*
*KITTIE*OTEP*CRISIS*WALLS OF JECHICO*RED KNIFE LOTTERY*
*STONE SOUR*DEICIDE*MOTOGRATER*MEGADETH*
*SHADOWS FALL*METALLICA*GODSMACK*STACTIC X*
*ROB ZOMBIE*OZZY*BLS*DEVIL DRIVER*POISON THE WELL*
This alot more but you get the idea!

Movies:

* TO WONG FO THANKS FOR EVERYTHING*
*SAW*
*THE CONVENT*
*SLC PUNK*
*ROCKADOODLE*
*THE PEST*
*BIG FISH*

Television:

*FAMILY GUY*
*OBLONGS*
*FUTURAMA*
*ATHF*
*OZ*
*MISSION HILL*
*HEADBANGERS BALL*
*CSI*
*LAW AND ORDER*
*JERRY SPRINGER*

Books:

* DEFINE NORMAL*
* BAD*
* SWEET BLOOD*

Heroes:

WEDNESDAY 13- JOEY JORDISON!

MAN FUCKING HERBERT! I FRICKEN LOVE HIM!

My Blog

HAHAHA I AMUSE MYSELF

 "Lana" [4:12 P.M.]:  hi SmarterChild [4:12 P.M.]:  Hi xxr0t4mexwh0r3xx, I'm SmarterChild!I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click her...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:25:00 PST

EVERYBODY READ THIS TELL YOUR FREINDS ABOUT IT!

From the other blogs I wrote I was sad not anymore I dont give a shit whatever! This idiot I was tryin to get back with is now giving me death threats...even though he is a major PUSSY! yeah this kid ...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

im fed up with dating! from my other blog....yea i tired getting back with him but he wont even talk and make an effort to make things right i honestly dont think they have the balls not listen to oth...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST

Ya I fucked up!

I dated this person for 9 months and then stupidly cheated on them and then dumped .....for another person....I tried running away from all my problems...then tried hidding my emotions....nd not only ...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:58:00 PST

TWINS DAY WITH PICTURES!

                                TWINS DAY!! Me and Steph...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:19:00 PST

My fun nite at Jewel-Osco!

MY AWESOME ADVENTURE WITH NICOLE AND DEREK! Yes...I am humping a doll....and yes I like it! Like my bra....ain't it sexy! YES BEING OLD ROCKS! And sometimes when your old you pee and shit yourself! I...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 05:37:00 PST

Something fun to do if you like me!

BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: Do you drink/smoke? If so, would you try to quit if i asked you to? Do you like the rain? If so.....
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:14:00 PST

MY ADVENTURE!

Me, Sam , Jenny, Katie and Travis went to the museum today! It was really fun! Can I pick your nose?? I lick dead things...so deal with it! HAHAHAHA ITS A FUCKING MOOSE! Lick that dino katie! Afte...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 06:50:00 PST

Fuck off don't read this cuz its gay!

Eh...I'm bored and Im just kinda mad and I don't know whats going on with anything...I kinda wish I was 10 because life then was alot more fun then it is now....or maybe instead of 10  just put m...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:25:00 PST

HEY IM GROUNDED!

Yeah so we all know I stole from pick n save got caught! SO IM GROUNDED! Yeah so dont flip If I dont talk to ya'll in awhile I maybe allowed to check  myspace once a week or some shit like that! ...
Posted by ♥ Lana ♥ on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:14:00 PST