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About Me

I actually like this:I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

fried eggs, singing, shit shoveling, snap-up shirts, tattoos, cheap beer, cheap beer tattoos

I'd like to meet:

This is where I want to live when I grow up.

Movies:

The Black Stallion, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, School of Rock, Shaun of the Dead, The Last Waltz, Festival Express, Half-Baked, Wet Hot American Summer, Bubba Ho-tep, American Splendor, Lost in Translation, Shanghai Knights, The Beastmaster

Television:

Freaks & Geeks, Sifl & Olly, Dave Chapelle, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Scrubs, The Dog Whisperer, Hey Dude, Lassie

Books:

Chuck Bukowski, Julio Cortazar, Italo Calvino, Tolkien, Dickinson, Cormac McCarthy, DH Lawrence, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Gogol, Chekhov, Thomas Pynchon, Isabel Allende, Charles Simic, Borges, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez, William Faulkner, Louisa May Alcott, the Brontes, I mean, whatever's out there, unless it's got a shitty cover.

Heroes:

Kwong "Kong" Li, Cesar Milan

My Blog

bleeding love

Yeah, it's a bloody tattoo, alright. It bled for about two hours and then I finally got the idea to take some pictures. You know, to show my kids later. Kinda like, "hey, you know your ol'...
Posted by Noff on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST

enrollin', enrollin' up the street strollin'

back to schoolI gotta free planner with all the school's datesI'm gonna hafta do alotta homework that I hateI might not be the smartest but I know I'm gonna trygoing back to school, gonna hafta get hi...
Posted by Noff on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:11:00 PST

my new pets

I'm trying to decide if I really need to get a pair of zebra finches. I know this seems like a no-brainer: zebra finches? Yes. But I'm trying to be really, what's it called-- rational about this...
Posted by Noff on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:21:00 PST

you still want to be my friend?

It's thursday, and I'm done working for the day and I've got good friends coming to town, and I'm about to head home for the weekend, and everything's just fucking great. The house is painted a...
Posted by Noff on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:17:00 PST

internet AND cable

wow! can you believe it? I'm sitting on my couch with Rover and being on the infranet and watching some bullshit on TV. It's carazay. It's new year's eve. Catch ya later, 2005. I mean, NEV...
Posted by Noff on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:11:00 PST

this ol' town

is filled with sin, it'll swallow you in, if you've got some money to burn. Take it down, right away, you've got three years to pay, but Satan is waiting for you. It's started to gel around me, th...
Posted by Noff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

suckers!

Hey guys. So, I was thinking how nice it is that people on Friendster (am I allowed to talk about Friendster on Myspace?) really seem to respect the "here for" section of people's profiles. I mean...
Posted by Noff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Clifton Forge, home of anti-socialites

The Clifton Forge public library may be the most useless library ever. I have used their search computer several times, and they never have the books I'm looking for. And it's not like I'm looking for...
Posted by Noff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

That's a.m., folks.

I am totally screwing myself everyday. I say this because I can't get out of bed to go to work on time. I will seriously lay there for a half hour, groaning, and then get really pissed off when I rea...
Posted by Noff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's true

Yes, movement is in the cards. As a Taurus, I have a natural tendency toward routine and habit, but every once in a while, even the stubborn bull must move. I shall whisk myself away to the wonderfu...
Posted by Noff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST