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About Me

I guess I should write some stuff in here...I am a short blonde ball of insanity. I talk a lot and I love love love beans. I have a shirt with a bean that plays a flute. I am not lying to you. This bean is actually playing the flute. I work in the financial planning industry but unsecretly desire to be a performer of sorts. I don't know what I would perform, but I am sure that it would be delightful. If you want to have me peform for you, just let me know. I will make some shit up and we will see how it goes. I am sensitive and love my friends and my family...I guess. Even though I am sure that most of them would rather me not be a big homo. I love karaoke and want to learn to breakdance. I bruise easily and laugh really hard at everything. I am wildly inappropriate at times, but if I love you, I will treat you well. If I hate you, I will kill you in your sleep. Good thing I don't hate you huh?

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My Interests

Well...I like lots of junk...I like to karaoke, and I like to watch movies, I like to make jokes about pooping, and I like mexican food a whole lot too!

I'd like to meet:

Love her!

Music:

Anything that makes me feel.

Movies:

Well, there are a bunch..Let's list some (in no particular order of course) Drop Dead Georgeous American Beauty The Queen Running with Scissors Nell Anything with Jim Carey (sexy beast that he is) Desperately Seeking Susan

Television:

In no particular Order: Six Feet Under... Battlestar Galactica... Cold Case Files... Girls Next Door... Law & Order... Viva la Bam... Wonder Showzen... Dave Chapelle... King of the Hill... American Idol... Scrubs... There are some others...but this is plenty to go on.

Books:

Oh...reading...riiiighhht....well, when I was a lad, I loved those girl talk books. They rocked! I would stay up all night long and read. Just me and my trusty pink book lamp hanging on as tight as it could to the corner of the page so that I could see my way through a story that made Judy Bloom look like a punk ass bitch! Yeah...Girl Talk. I wonder if they still make those???

Heroes:

All of those young girls who get pregnant before graduating high school and manage to somehow make it work. Yay for Teen Pregnancy!

My Blog

Tequila Sunrise...

I taste only tequila this morning. Have to have shower....soon. very soon. Must go to lunch with ex and her rents...must shower...must brush teeth...must take doody. addendum: ...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:56:00 PST

Songs about East

Gone before you get here... Left me with my finger in the air. You promised me a ride; and then broke down, 12 miles down from where I was standing, and decided to turn around. So here I a...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST

Seats Taken

So, my blog never came home. I cried a little...but have moved on. Last night I went to the CMA Festival. Good times. Reba looks teeny tiny from half a mile away which is basi...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:09:00 PST

The computer ate my blog...

I wrote a blog. A funny, insightful, cures cancer style blog. I hit post...Everything appeared to be fine. I went to read said blog...and the f'n thing wasn't there where it was suppo...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:52:00 PST

The Unpleasantries of Not Going Out to Lunch...

I am convinced that I will never find a soup that satisfies me quite like the garden vegetable at Panera. I brought my lunch today, and for legal purposes will keep the name to myself. Let...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:22:00 PST

I Need Some Entertainers Secret.

So, my morning got started off shitty city. Nothing beats locking yourself out of your house. Thank GOD Amanda Clark still had a key, or else I would still be on my front porch&just a swin...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:04:00 PST

Stone Rivers Phoenix Rising

So, I am up and ready for work entirely too early. I have already resorted to doing house work but now...it's time for a fast morning blog. This Pride weekend was delightful. The weekend s...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:03:00 PST

Teenage Wasteland...

Well, Father Time has gathered his fist in the shape of a One O'Clock. Therefore I must blog. I am the only person at work right now too, so that helps when attempting to do non-work style...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:25:00 PST

A Makeupless Liza...Please note: World Soon To End.

As I sit here in preparation to go to bed, I first off want to say that Liza Minnelli should NOT be allowed to leave the house without makeup (see Access Hollywood--Channel 5--LORD!), I mean what...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

When Exiting the Horse...Stay to the Right.

I haven't blogged in several days, or at least if I did, my recollection of that blog is non-existent. So, I figured I would blog today since this will be my last day here at work this week...an...
Posted by MMMMM...Hell Cake! on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:14:00 PST