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MIKE EFFIN SALTER

I DONT WANT IT, I JUST NEED IT!

About Me

.........."WHAT GOOD IS A MAN WHO DOES NOT MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE?"........ Thats what I always tell myself and as much as I try I always seem to fuck shit up and contradict myself. Life is all about ass... either you are covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or getting it......Love to laugh and smile. Never too serious or stressed out. Very sexual and sensual. Hate liars and welcome honesty and integrity. I procrastinate like a motherfucker. I love deep conversations. I appreciate beauty in all forms. I'll tell you what you want to know. And I'm not afraid to let you know if you are full of shit! I guess that makes me an asshole in alot of ways and I wont fight you on that. However at the end of the day all I hope for is that the good I did that day will hopefully outweigh the bad and that maybe I made someone smile. I want to see the world and experience what most people only dream about, and God willing I will.... Anyways Hey! thanks for reading!....

My Interests

...My Mandypants! I love trucks and anything Off-Road for that matter! I love the desert and the dirt. Blackjack, Hold-em and Fantasy Sports . Expensive Liquor and Even more so expensive women. Hot Rods, Race Horses,and anything with wheels and an engine... I played college football for 2 years and I love the game. My friends are my life and I would be nothing without them as well as a Loving supportive family.

I'd like to meet:

I already have my the BEST woman in the world, so I guess just smart People in general who like to have a good time! Ignorant idiots dont waste my time. And one day...The Lord God Almighty my savior and strength "I would Die tonight for my beliefs"......And well Thats my beautiful wife Amanda

Music:

Im very broad in my taste: Social Distortion, Sublime, Throwdown, Avenged Sevenfold,Thrice,.50cent,2pac,Garth Brooks,George Strait, Charlie Daniels, Rob Zombie,Notorious BIG, Danzig, Pennywise, Mike Jones, Guns N Roses, Iron Maiden, Bright Eyes, The Killers and Metallica... the list goes on. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. .. ..

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

....I love periodicals. US weekly and all that tabloid bullshit.Car and driver,Stuff,Maxim,Playboy,OFFROAD, and DirtSports..shit like that

Heroes:

My Mama, Jesus, and John Fuckin Wayne.....

My Blog

Broken Hand, Prescription drug Haze 24

Havent blogged in like a fucking year, kinda ironic if you think about it. I can barely type due to the broken 5th metacarpel in my right hand (caused from beating on the skull of a drunken imbasil th...
Posted by MIKE EFFIN SALTER on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:21:00 PST

the BIG 2-3...

Wow....another birthday and im 23 yrs old. I feel like a fucking old man. I look back to where i was a year ago and I feel my life has only gotten better. for those of you who are part of it thanks fo...
Posted by MIKE EFFIN SALTER on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

Hey where did Mikey go?

Hey Guys If I havent talked to you and your wondering where the fuck I have been the last couple weeks.I have been frantically prepping my truck to Race the first MDR (mdrracing.com) race of the seaso...
Posted by MIKE EFFIN SALTER on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:03:00 PST

Mexico to Barstow and a little party inbetween!

Wheeeeeew is all I have to say. This was by far the most fun filled weekend I have ever had in my life... It started off thursday afternoon when my friends and I got the notion to drive oh... 4 1...
Posted by MIKE EFFIN SALTER on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:26:00 PST

Make her love you....

I read a portion of this tonight in a bulletin, but I changed/added a good chunk to it because it just needed more.... enjoy! Pick her up and pretend your going to throw her into the pool...she'll scr...
Posted by MIKE EFFIN SALTER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Toast to Me...read up

Now I already posted this in a bulletin but it needs to be here for future reference and Im really hopin it strikes a nerve for some of you...This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that fin...
Posted by MIKE EFFIN SALTER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST