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About Me

Sometimes I drink diet coke in the shower. I collect little black dresses. It takes 7 martini's to get me tipsy. Everytime I walk by a Mr. Softee truck I secretly want to buy one. I have a Loehmann's probelm. Showtime on Demand my best friend. I dig men who wear glasses. I'm not allowed to go to Whole Foods without a chaperone. Ditto Victoria's Secret. Phil LaDuca makes me happy. The other day I actually wore tights to jazz class. I don't own a single stick of furniture, but I have a million hangbags. I'm a hugger. I'm actually blonde. Contrary to popular belief, big sunglasses are mandatory at all times. I only wear flip-flops, even in the rain. I will not spend more than $10 on a pair of shoes. I have a least 2 Starbucks everyday or I get a headache. I don't like to drink water. I really want a pony. American Apparell could become my new favorite store. Sometimes I steal Jinny's peanut butter. Going across the floor brings me SO much joy. I feel a deep and spiritual connection to the Abercrombie on 5th and 56th. I'm only good at hip-hop on the east coast. I don't really love cappucino's, whatever you may hear. I'm always single. I love big dogs. No Pudge Fudge brownies are a food group in MY world. My life reads like a good novel. My back massages are nearly world famous. I miss my kids every day.

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My Interests

Dance, and your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Clark Kent, Peter Parker, William Turner (basically anyone with a sword or fantastic superpowers), or Mark Darcy.

Music:

All things musical theater, Rosemary Clooney, Goo Goo Dolls, Lifehouse, Vanity 6, Micheal Crawford,Abba, Debbie Gibson, Martika, all showtunes, Liza, Bette, Bernadette, Heather Small and big obnoxious lyrical songs

Movies:

Someone Like You- because everyone loves a new cow, You've Got Mail (obsessive, I watch it no less than 4 times a week), The Truth About Cats and Dogs (equally obsessive but only because 90% of the time I feel like Dr. Abby Barnes), and Coyote Ugly, full stop. Can't beat hot Australians and dancing on a bar.

Television:

Lois and Clark, Smallville, X-Files, and Who's Line Is It Anyway? and Seinfeld reruns.

Books:

Only into happy endings, thanks.

Heroes:

God of course, Mark Meisemer Alex Tressor Jason Winters Loretta Livingston Dana Moore Meg GuillentineAnd Debbie Roshe And Bell, who has the balls to actually stand up for what she believes in

My Blog

In acceptance there is peace.

I went to Connecticut with Jason this weekend. It was our first official outing together and I didn't know what to expect. But it was so much fun. Any doubt that I may have had about movin...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:48:00 PST

Gimme gimme more

This has been building in itsself for quite a while. I have reaffirmed myself as a dancer. This happens to me occasionally. I get really into dance, rock hard, throw out a few joints, get injure...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:55:00 PST

Observations of a Slightly More Educated Mind

I'm never one to idly sit by and let my life go by one day at a time with no adventures at all. It's one of the qualities that has made me into the person that I am today. For those of you...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:01:00 PST

Keep your laundry in your own hamper.

So tonight I went to see my lovely friend Mark in the SAB student choreography workshop. Yes, I have a friend who goes to SAB. He's rad. You should see his photos, DAMN! I wis...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:05:00 PST

Mars and Venus at 2am

Are asleep bitches. I still think this man-boy is playing games with me. I really want to believe the things he says to me, but I just don't know if I do. It's all very confusing. &...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:12:00 PST

"Going Dan Pryor"

Since all of you are expected at some point, to buy my book when it gets published, I may as well explain to you this type of fuckwittage, because apparently it seems to happen a lot to me. Dan ...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:29:00 PST

Bored vs. Desperate

Let me start this one off by making a disclaimer about myself. I am a strong, centered, sexy, empowered female who needs no man to complete her as an individual. However, I am still a wo...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:56:00 PST

What you don’t know...

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Posted by Ms. Lizz on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:42:00 PST

Fuckwittage

Dear Men of Manhattan, You are all seriously fucked up. Subway men, you have no chance with me. The ten dollar hooker comments must stop NOW. I walk the city clad in Ugg boot...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

Friday night in Manhattan

Sooooo.......my phone died tonight in the tanning bed. I have no idea why. And I was supposed to hang out with my future roommates tonight, which kind of put a damper on things cause they're all...
Posted by Ms. Lizz on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST