White Mike

International DJ to the stars. You could be seeing me at your bat mitzvah soon. I was the oldest of 11 children. All of my siblings are girls and all adopted. Apparently, my parents felt after I was born that natural childbirth had too great a potential for unwanted outcomes and decided to instead "conceive" their children through various agencies and catalogs. Growing up, gatherings at my house were like the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland, only with a greater potential for violence. We were kind of like the Von Trapp family but with more Koreans (and slightly fewer Nazis). I have an unhealthy fear of nudity (even my own) which has led me to destroy all of the light fixtures in my bedroom. If you come by, we'll hang out in the kitchen. That's about it, I guess.