You ask me what I am, my existence. The only true way to describe me is to think about when you finish having sex with a girl and that little bit of sperm drips out onto the bed, backseat of a car, or whatever object fits appropriate to the setting, and your girlfriend or wife goes Whoops., And wipes it up with a paper napkin from McDonalds and throws it into the trash or flushes it down the toilet. That, my friend, is who I am.By the way:
My Penis Name is: Ivan the Terrible
Get your own Penis Name
