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Gary Penovich

About Me

The funniest comedy bit ever:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Mohammed, Moses, and the wacky British neighbor from The Jeffersons. He was a hoot!

My Blog

American Idoltry

Recently, a comedian friend of mine, who is also a radio personality and voice over artist, added another hat to her collection - That of a journalist. She wrote an article about our so-called fascina...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 13:23:00 GMT

One Small Step for Man. One Giant Leap for a Bat Shit Crazy Lunatic

How many astronauts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and another to try and kill a naval pilot for having sex with the first astronaut.  
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:44:00 GMT

It's Karaoke Night!

I actually went to karaoke night at a local bar recently. I must mention that, in the past, I have had a slight aversion to karaoke, in much the same way you might have an aversion to being stabb...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:10:00 GMT

The Day The Music Actually Did Die

You often hear the expression "end of an era". Well...This is it. It really is. CBGB's is closing it's doors. After 30 some-odd years, this shrine, this temple of Rock n Roll will exist no more. It ma...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:02:00 GMT

Paper or Spastic

OK. Enough is enough. What's with all the chit chat on the check out line? I've been living in California for 8 years now,. I thought I would get used to this ridiculous habit. But, I'm afraid it's g...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 19:24:00 GMT

Route 666

If you ever plan to go to Hell: Travel my way, using hexes, chants, and spells. Get your kicks on Route 666! It winds from this life to the next Say the numbers a Heathen doth res...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:37:00 GMT

Choose Life!

I do! Except for this morning, when I chose Honey Bunches of Oats.
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 17:19:00 GMT

Death

I recently celebrated another birthday. ("Celebrated" is the wrong word. "Dreaded" "Hated" "Avoided" are all more accurate words.) And, I have noticed that in recent years, as my lifespan is moving fu...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:13:00 GMT

Land of the Rising Son-in-Law

Well..Here I am in Japan again. I've made my yearly pilgrimage to visit the in-raws. They're so patient with me. I've been coming here regularly for 6 years. I've been with their precious Yukiko for 1...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 22:49:00 GMT