Who would I like to meet? Hmmm, well there are many a folk who I'd like to meet. Noel Fielding would be cool, we'd converse about the philosophy of melting shrews and what best way to ensure they can once and for all defeat the mighty stoat. Huey Morgan of the fun lovin' criminals, he'd be cool. I mean just look at the dude, oozes cool. Then of course you've got Russell Brand, Rocky Balboa, Bobby Moore, Ross Noble, Dean Ashton, Bill Bailey, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, The Libertines (at the height of things going wrong), The man who discovered bread, A Dinosaur (not too fussed which one, preferably one of the more well known ones. Cos saying you met one of the small pathetic ones just doesn't have same ring to it.), and for my second Noel..the Gallagher variety.