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DEVO DUKE

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Bird, bird, bird... the Bird is the word..
IF YOU MESS WITH MY OWNER........... YOU MESS WITH MEARE WE NOT MEN? WE ARE DEVO! I'm cute and cuddly.... I like to eat, sleep, poo, pee, and chew. I like to be petted and cuddled......... My owner is the best ever...... She pets me and plays with me, and feeds me treats. Twist away the GATES OF STEEL.............
I'm a suburban robot here to monitor REALITY~~!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Scooby Doo, fire hydrants, trees of any size or kind..... your leg....... your female dog....... The mailman........... The UPS guy..... pretty much any kind of delivery service man. Your goldfish that you have in your pond........... cuz I think they are yummy!!!

My Blog

I love goldfish

if you have a pond with overgrown goldfish in it.......... I WILL EAT THEM................. CHOMP.............CHOMP......................CHOMP.......... ......
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:28:00 GMT

Tutored

My owner is taking me tomorrow to get tutored!!! Its gonna be super great... and for some reason, I'm not allowed to eat or drink after midnight........... its totally wierd....
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 17:07:00 GMT