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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Lets find out: first woodchucks certainly CAN chuck wood-researchers at Cornell who keep woodchucks in captivity report providing the creatures chunks of 2x4's for chucking (and chewing) amusement. The real question is whether they CHOOSE to. By and large, woodchucks in the wild choose not to. Because really, why would they need to? Woodchucks are also known by their more popular name of groundhog. And indeed that is a better name for them, since groundhogs typically burrow into the ground, chucking out whatever they have to build their living quarters (groundhogs are also called "whistle pigs", a pretty dumb name for any animal, much less for one with two other perfectly good names). The ground groundhogs excavate for their living quarters is most compromised of dirt, ands while there is SOME wood bits in with that dirt, the overall amount is negligible. However, I took it upon myself to estimate how much wood a woodchuck would chuck, if the dirt he chucked for his home would be replaced with wood. It turns out that the average woodchuck burrow is quite roomy, since a woodchuck chucks out a whooping 35 cubic meters in his building activities. A pile of wood with a volume of 35 cubic meters would weigh in at roughly 700 pounds. That is a lot of chuckingRobot Chicken Darth Vader

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You Are 90% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Interests

movies, books (lord of the rings and star wars mostly, but others as well) good times, Risk, Trivial Pursuit, science, my dogs, good people. Halo vs. Metroid (Haloid)
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Your IQ Is 900
Your Logical Intelligence is not so great, but yours still sucks

Your Verbal Intelligence is fucking genuis

Your Mathematical Intelligence is again, im a fucking genius

Your General Knowledge is better than yours A Quick and Dirty IQ Test Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

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You Are 80% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?

I'd like to meet:

john williams, davidn hollsinger (again), george lucas, JRR Tolkien, (too bad he is dead), Micheal Stackpole, Aaron AlstonTheir Taking The Hobbits To Isengard

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You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?SNL Terrorist skit

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Music:

disturbed, SOAD, staind, sum 4, john williams, POD, seether, breaking benjamin
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?

Movies:

star wars, lord of the rings, harry potter, braveheart, the patriot, 1941, space balls, i robot, blade trilogy, back the future trilogy, borne idenity and supremecy, and idiana jones trilogyStar Wars Gangsta Rap

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Television:

dont really watch it, except history channel
What Your Underwear Says About You
You buy the sexiest underwear you kind find, and always have something hot on underneath your clothes.

You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants. The Underwear Oracle
Your Superhero Profile
.. Your Superhero Name is The Detective Guardsman
Your Superpower is Telekinesis
Your Weakness is Quizzes
Your Weapon is Your Thunder Ring
Your Mode of Transportation is Tricycle What's your Superhero Name?

Books:

star wars series, lord of the rings trilogy, the simiraillion
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Heroes:

"pri', ill put my boot so far up yo' ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. and you'll say, "Drill Sar' get out my ass Drill Sar'", and ill say no pri', bend over" -DS Watkins

My Blog

tossed aside

It's only a few days until I leave this room and move into huge 20 billion man rooms until I leave here. that should be about two weeks after that. I really don't know why I am writing this not, but I...
Posted by the case man!! on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:20:00 PST

almost there

  OK everyone, I have some awesome things to be telling you, so here thay are.  I not have less than one month until I leave the country and head to Kuwait.  Now that you are done jumoi...
Posted by the case man!! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:35:00 PST

future history!

OK peoples, I don't think I have written in some time, so I most likely should now.  Nothing has happened, but in about a month I will have to move out of my room and into transient housing. ...
Posted by the case man!! on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST

early morning treatment

  Right, I have tons of news for you people today!  I wanted to write this stuff about three days ago, but for those last three days I have been having to get up early, so I was perpetually ...
Posted by the case man!! on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:21:00 PST

21st birthday

I figured I should write something on my 21st birthday, so here it is. The most profound thing that happened was some wack general come by and did some inspections or something, the result of whic...
Posted by the case man!! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:36:00 PST

horrible things happened to me

Ok, people, i think I might have had the worst experience since I have been here a few day ago.  It was during a Combat Lifesaver refersher course.  For two of the hands on practical excersi...
Posted by the case man!! on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

yay, internet!

Ok, peoples, I finally got my internet completely fixed.  if you can't remember because some of you are old and senile.  I have been piggybacking of another person's satallite dish since abo...
Posted by the case man!! on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:19:00 PST

lackaboahah

  Ok, I've been wanting send you guys something ever since we had this "force protection" day.  That was about 3 or 4 days ago, I can't remember.  I really don't know what the whole day...
Posted by the case man!! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:55:00 PST

boomshackalacka

   Hello all.  I came to realize that I haven't written to you in a while, so I thought it best to do bless you with my written word yet again.  A few things have happened since I ...
Posted by the case man!! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

promoted

Hello again everyone.  Some more news for you all.  I suppose the most prominent news is that I finally got promoted.  I am now a Specialist- E4  abbreviated SPC for all you mail s...
Posted by the case man!! on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST