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Ill pay for sanity, but sanity dont come cheap

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About Me

Hey guys, i'm kevin. You may know me from such films as "Blame Canada" or "Roads Diverged," but thats besides the point. About me, eh? Well, for starters, i'm hella smart. (which is an oximoron because anyone who seriously uses the word "hella" is a complete idiot). So yeah, i'm a pretty cool guy to be around, quite understanding and wont be petty about stupid things that most people are petty about. I'm a musician, in which i play piano, some guitar, and i sing as well, not to mention i write lyrics/poems, short stories, novels, and i make movies in my spare time. I'm not quite in college as we speak, but when i'm in college, i'm gonna be a psychology major and a philosophy minor, which is gonna kick ass cause they're both really thought provoking subjects. Oh yeah, thats another thing about me, i looooove deep conversations, or just things to think deeply about cause it's difficult at times, and many people in the world are too content with their present knowledge to actually think for a change. Oh yeah, and i'm not gonna give shout outs to anyone, mostly cause leo's gay, but i will to kat, who's awesomely beautiful and she's hella smart too, which is very rare, especially cause shes' from the south and they tend to be ovely conservative and stupid, but surprisingly she's quite liberal, which kicks ass, so yeah, she's hella awesome, i love her a crapload. Thats it, now go away. Straight Lines

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My Interests

Well, obviously music, writing, drawing sometimes, making crap outta askew things in my house, foosball, guitar hero, rainy nights, thunder storms, the dark (i feel oddly comfortable in really dark places), philosophical conversations, learning interesting things, and some other stuff.
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I'd like to meet:

Totally Jesus, cause he's sucha kick ass guy. Like, everyone thinks him to be this very distant holy guy, well, he is holy, but he was totally chill, and i'm sure that he would hate christianity now-a-days, cause its totally vain, and full of empty stupid traditions and beliefs. Daniel Johns is another, cause he's the best musician in the world. He's totally genius in everything, an awesome singer, a pretty good guitarist, an awesome lyricist, and just a genius composer in general. I told kat that if she ever got a chance to totally sleep with him, thats the only guy i'd let her sleep with, and i'd encourage it. Another is Jonathan swift, cause he's just a cool guy and is an awesome essayist and writer, and he's hella smart. And some others too.
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netSeven Deadly Sins SurveyWrath Who did you last get angry with? my momWhat is your weapon of choice? heh, this is tough, but probably my scimitarWould you hit a member of the opposite sex? not a fucking chance, unless its someone who ruins my life, but you'd REALLY have to ruin my life (like try to put me in jail!)How about the same sex? heh, i would hit everyoneWho was the last person who got really angry at you? um, i think britany or roni, but for something REALLY stupidWhat is your pet peeve? people who dont know how to understandDo you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i usually let it go if the other person is cool with it, its harder when they're notSloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? damn, i forgot to put deoderant on, fuckWhat is the latest you've ever woken up? ha, 6 PMName a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? um, i dunnoWhat is the last lame excuse that you made? my car had troubleHave you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? maybe on something with knives or swords, but noHow many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? no times surprisingly, but i get up to talk to katGluttony What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? nothingAre you a meat eater? i pretty much only eat meatWhat is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? none...Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? yeah, i guess soDo you enjoy candy and sweets? yeah, why notWhich do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? salty, then sweet, i dont like spicy foodsHave you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? heh, i do every nowGreed How many credit cards do you own? noneIf you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? pay for college, get an appartment, marry kat, and live happily ever afterWould you rather be rich or famous? rich, definitely rich, but then again, being famous could lead to being rich, so maybe famousWould you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? no...Pride What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? managed to date someone like katWhat's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? nothing...What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? being a psychiatrist who actually rehabilitates peopleDo you get annoyed by coming in second place? i'm not that competitiveHave you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? heh, yeahHave you ever cheated to get a better score? yeah, one time i wrote a list of countries on my arm, and it took my whole armWhat did you do today that you're proud of? talk to kat online, its somethingLust How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? one...How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? one...Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? not during a conversationWhat is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? i dunno, probably eyes or lipsHave you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? no...damn vain assholesHave you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? heh, no, its illegal here, and i dont live near a corner of some slumsEnvy What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? more money...Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? no one really, maybe kats dad, hehIf you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? JesusHave you ever been cheated on? i dont think so, probably notHave you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yesWhat inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? nothing really, everyone suxWhat deadly sin... Do you do the most often? either sloth, or wrathDo you do the least often? lust or envy, or greedIs your favorite to act on? what guy isnt gonna say lusthttp://www.pimpsurveys.com/view-survey.php?id=544

Music:

Silverchair, The dissociatives, Creed, Lifehouse, Scott Stapp, Alter Bridge, System of a Down, Chevelle, Elton John, John Lennon, Queen, Mad at Gravity, Audioslave, Audiovent, Dream Theatre, Simon and Garfunkle, John Denver, Keane, Revis, Switchfoot, Big Dismal, Nora Jones, Sound Garden, Anna Nalick, Me? (is that pompous?), and some others.
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Saw 1, 2, and 3, the Butterfly Effect, Batman Begins, Napolean Dynamite, Airplane, Monty Python (any one really), Red Eye, A Beautiful Mind, Clockwork Orange, American History X, Crash, One Hour Photo, The Fountain, The Illusionist, and any psychologically intriguing movie.
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Television:

Stella, Family Guy, Simpsons, House, Scrubs, SNL, Full House (shut up), Old Nick toons every so often, That 70's Show, Dr Phil (yeah, i'm a guy and i watch Dr Phil, so what, gotta problem with that, wanna fight about it?), and some others.

Books:

The Inescapable Love of God - the smartest book anyone has ever written ever, it has so much philosophy and proves everything up and down, its incredible, it made me feel like i almost couldnt grasp it, yet i did, but barely, um, otherwise, i'm not really into books

Heroes:

Jesus, Daniel Johns, Jonathan Swift, Thomas Talbott, and maybe a few more.

My Blog

a sweet poem i wrote the other day entitled "Garnet Trees"

Garnet treesAs red as the sunset strewn across the calm seas.The light refracts into the growth;The light refracts shadows that swear their oath.Garnet treesTheir oath is whispered, carried through th...
Posted by Ill pay for sanity, but sanity dont come cheap on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

Therapy Session - a poem turned into a song ... an 11 minute song

Take me to Therapy,And leave me thereFor a thousand years.Steer me to Lethargy,and cast outall of my hopes and fears.For hopes and fearsCause one to live,But living hasn't Got a clue.Cause anytimeI as...
Posted by Ill pay for sanity, but sanity dont come cheap on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:57:00 PST

Some Songs I Wrote - "One Day" "The Albatross" and "Forlorn Home"

One DayVerse 1: One day we'll all kissThe pavement in realizationAnd taste the gravelOf our misinterpretationUnbeknownst to truthWith false elationBrought on byThe futility of creationChorus: And was ...
Posted by Ill pay for sanity, but sanity dont come cheap on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST