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Taking on seven years That holy ghost had left aloneTest my arms, kick like crazy And I've been trying way too longOnly pushed away off to fight you Now I'm sorry and sorry I'm not sureGetting off my chest, the story endsI would find a way without (Tell him his eyes see too clear) I would find a way without you (Tell him his eyes see too clear)That mistake was gold And I know that without you It's something that I could never doThat was why staple the eyes and Seven dates for me to sell machines And tear on Seven years you assured me That I'd be fine if I compliedOnly pushed away off to fight you Now I'm sorry and sorry I'm not sureGetting off my chest, the story ends I would find a way without (Tell him his eyes see too clear) I would find a way without you (Tell him his eyes see too clear)That mistake was gold And I know that without you It's something that I could never doThat was why Staple the eyes and Seven dates for me to sell machines And tear onSorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Don't treat me like I'm to blame Sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Don't treat me like I ever accused you Sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Don't treat me like I'm to blame Sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Don't treat me like I ever accused you Sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Don't treat me like I'm to blame
SUSHI yaaaaaaay mmmmmmmmmm yessssss!! AS YOU LOOK FURTHER AWAY A MESSAGE WILL APPEAR
it speaks for itself!! thanx audrey!!! MY FLORIDA FAMILY!!! A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.""You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled."Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."----------------------intermission---------------------- ---A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."--------------------intermission------------------- A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday nightand have dinner with her parents. Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and make lovefor the first time.* * * * * * * * *Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sexbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time andthe pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms andsex.* * * * * * * * *At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how manycondoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or familypack. The boy insists on the family pack because hethinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.* * * * * * * * *That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parentshouse and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"* * * * * * * * *The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner tablewhere the girl's parents are seated. The boy quicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.* * * * * * * * *A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.* * * * * * * * *10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.* * * * * * * * *Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."* * * * * * * *The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea yourfather was a pharmacist."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: thomas myers
Birthday: 4/25/89
Birthplace: Honolulu, Hawaii
Current Location: jacksonville
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown/black
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: hmm idk
The Shoes You Wore Today: black and blue osiris
Your Weakness: im ticklish
Your Fears: idk
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: idk i havent had soda for a year maybe ill continue that
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ur on some dumbshit
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have to piss
Your Best Physical Feature: idk
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid and not having any worries
Pepsi or Coke: i dont drink soda but it would be coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds all the way
Single or Group Dates: probably single but it depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: unless if u want some glass to break
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: ehh... no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: hmm maybe jk yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i suppose
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: theyre alrite
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no- chips ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: old and in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: idk
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: it depends
Height: shorter than me but not to short
Weight: probably less than 130
Best Clothing Style: idk as long as its not emo
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
Your Daddy Is Dennis Rodman
What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest
Why You Love Him: You don't love him, you just love calling him "daddy" Who's Your Daddy? cartoon layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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Music:

A M B I V A L E N T AS I LAY DYING the frey secondhand serenade 30 seconds to mars cute is what we aim for brand new senses fail scary kids scaring kids killswitch engage thrice shattersphere trivium avenged sevenfold cky fearfactory flaw from first to last maylene and the sons hed pe comeback kid hinder hollywood undead korn iron maiden rage against the machine red hot chili peppers nickelback rufio sevendust slipknot trapt underoath taking back sunday bloodhound gang oasis megadeath smile empty soul the misfits static x incubus dope offsring pod nine inch nails mudvayne audioslave the used sublime jack johnson hot hot heat weezer matisyahu stutterfly sugarcult my chemical romance panic at the disco mushroomhead fear before the march of flames fall of troy breaking benjamin acdc with broken wings system of a down the exies crossfade three doors down three days grace linkin park fort minor redjumpsuit apparatus saosin blood simple all that remains shadows fall gym class heroes angels and airwaves sum 41 dashboard confessional coheed and cambria something corporate and of course some good old fashion gangster music!!

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The Rules of Wedding Crashing: Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2: Never use your real name. Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer. Rule #4: No one goes home alone. Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher. Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7: Blend in by standing out. Rule #8: Be the life of the party. Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in. Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies. Rule #11: Sensitive is good. Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them. Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth. Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree. Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18: You love animals and children. Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below) Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18. Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around. Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant. Rule #26: Of course you love her. Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close. Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar. Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible. Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33: Never go back to your place. Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers. Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient". Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher. Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor. Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet." Rule #41: Never hit on the bride -- it's a one way ticket to the pavement Rule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun. Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it. Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well! Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church. Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancÃ©e. Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?" Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women. Rule #51: Always pull out in time. Rule #52: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today. Rule #53: It's time to put your Drama Lessons in practice! Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary. Rule #54: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy. Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John. Rule #56: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up. Rule #57: When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact: merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on. Rule #58: The Ferrari's in the shop. Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #60: No "chicken dancing": no exceptions. Rule #61: When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter. Rule #62: No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. You'll also attract unwanted notice. Rule #63: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm. Rule #64: Always save room for cake. Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. Rule #66: Smile! You're having the time of your life. Rule #67: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past. Rule #68: Dance with the Bride's grandmother. Rule #69: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better. Rule #70: Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness? Rule #71: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more. Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield. Rule #73: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride and groom to a minimum. Rule #74: In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook. Rule #75: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. Rule #77: Carry extra protection at ALL times. Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is. Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first. Rule #80: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life. Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender. Rule #82: Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind. Rule #83: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions. Rule #84: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder. Rule #85: Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit: not cool, not effective. Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man. Rule #87: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend. Rule #88: You're from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #89: Know something about the place you say you are from, whether be from another US state or another country. Texas is too-played out. For some reason, England, Germany or even New Hampshire seem to work. Master the accents convincingly, and you've nailed them! Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children. Rule #91: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot the girl. Rule #92: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa. Rule #93: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape. Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors. Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy. Rule #96: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy. Rule #97: Catholic weddings: the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony: horny girls. Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully. Rule #99: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best. Rule #100: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only. Rule #101: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. There is no kind of woman more clingy and persistent than a psychologist investigating your story later on. Rule #102: No periwinkle colored ties, please. Rule #103: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning. Rule #104: Be well groomed and well-mannered. Rule #105: Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest--okay. Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later. Rule #107: Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating. Rule #108: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around. Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design. Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too. Rule #111: Never have sex with bride or groom's mother even if she is the hottest bombshell at the wedding. Just control yourself. Rule #112: Have FUN! It's why you're there! Rule #113: Don't look for opportunities; make them. Rule #114: 3-4 months to wedding crash--funerals are year round! Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. (The rule that Jeremy makes up to insult John)

Television:

FAMILY GUY FUTURAMA THAT 70s SHOW SIMPSONS THE WAR AT HOME MUSIC VIDEOS PIMP MY RIDE AMERICAN DAD HOUSE AMERICAN IDOL (is gay) PAULA ABDUL (is hot) THE OBLONGS definitely COMMERCIALS those are the best times i pass time watching the shows in order to get to the commercials!!! anything on tv.... i guess

Heroes:

Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius Geez leave it to me to be below average in logical intelligence
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IF UR A BOY TITLE THIS GIRLFRIEND APPLICATI0N AND IF UR A GIRL TITLE THIS BOYFRIEND APPLICATI0N!!! REP0ST AND SEE WH0S UR SPECIAL S0ME0NE!!!Name:ThomasAge:17Hair:dark brown/ blackEyes:hazelDrink/smoke...
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