You know the drill Part 7 |
I thought sex and love went hand and hand? Guess one hand got tired and lost it's grip.It's hard to take things at face value when you don't know what face you are talking to.Everything that is said c...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST |
Truths about the internet! |
On the internet, porn is used as a currency.
Nothing is safe from Anonymous
Rule 34 will always exist
Nerd rage will always be present
Winning an argument on the internet, is the same thing as taking ...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:57:00 PST |
Part 6, I better stop doing this or i might actually like it! |
I am not invinible, i am mortal, so why do i feel so good about myself? I guess happiness is all you need for you to accomplish what you want to do! I thought that buy collecting cool points i would ...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST |
Part 5, Doing just fine! |
Here is what i learned about chugging a 16oz bottle of Mineral Oil: 1. No earth shattering ka-boom. 2. Takes 2 hours to work 3. Your ass makes a good impersonation of a duck 4. It looks like you poope...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:21:00 PST |
Part 4 ( Room for one more!) |
Life can be pretty epic somethimes! The only thing you can control is yourself! I thought sugar rots your teeth faster, not fat! What's better: Having someone say yes all the time, or not being afr...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:59:00 PST |
Part 3 , I think i am getting better that this! |
You can't move the stone if you don't push! That's the best part of life, tomorrow is another day and you won't know what the hell will happen! You make the best of if not because someone told you to...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:00:00 PST |
My emo story |
I am going to rewind my life back to when i was 8. That's when i learned what the word divorce means! My folks used the word so much they thought it was going out of style. I ask why, but never gave m...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:21:00 PST |
Part 2 |
Every artist has one good song in them, every musican has one good album, every composer has one good symphony. But when you're the best you don't give a shit and make everything awesome! There but f...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:40:00 PST |
I should start my own quote book! Part 1 |
You give me the dice, it will always be YAHTZEE! If being crasy is wrong, i don't ever wanna be right! Thoses boards don't work on water Mr. Bojangles! Push a button, reveice sex! Where did i just...
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:16:00 PST |
Life is like a pineapple... |
moderation is the key. You have too much, you get sick of it, and your piss hurts...ALOT!
Posted by Push a Button! Receive Joel! on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:50:00 PST |
