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I am here for Friends

About Me

Of average looks and build; I am most proud, however, of my beautiful English-style teeth, many of which are broken above the gum-line.

My Interests

sky puppy, sky puppy's weird little friends, death metal, black metal, doom, the writings of J.K. Huysmans, subharmonic frequencies, calligraphy, Stroker Ace/Six Pack (or any Burt Reynolds/Kenny Rogers movie involving cars; none of that "Gambler" crap for me)

I'd like to meet:

Interested parties must be able to answer three questions: 1: Who is Farting? 2: What is the atomic symbol for Disinterest? 3: What did Count Grishnackh do to Euronymous in the dead of night?

Music:

I'm listening to a lot of Khanate lately; I think it's changing my brain chemistry, so I'm gonna stick with it. And I'm waiting for the new Flying Luttenbachers album. Other stuff I play all the time: Derek Bailey, Black Flag, Marduk, Napalm Death, Sonic Youth, Motorhead, Sunn 0)))), Merzbow, Wolf Eyes, Peter Brotzmann, coalesce, Human Remains, Unsane, Botch, Pelican, Grief, Brutal Truth, Anal Cunt, Ruins, Lightning Bolt, Neurosis, Oxbow, KK Null, Thrones, Grand Ulena, Slayer, Misfits, DRI, Godflesh, Spirit Caravan, man this just keeps going, Chubby Cox, Man Is The Bastard/Bastard Noise, The Locust, Orthrelm, James Plotkin, Isis, Knut, Old Man Gloom, Arab on Radar, Dazzling Killmen, Poison Idea, The Obsessed, Goatsnake, Acid King, Charles Bronson, Darkthrone, Taake, Gorgoroth, Isengard, 1349, Judas Iscariot, Nachtmystium, Boris, Harkonin, Warghoul, Iron Maiden, EARTH.

Movies:

Dude, seriously, there ain't a movie out there that's worth $8. I've given up on movies.

Television:

FUCK YOUR TELEVISION! On the day Charles Bronson died, I threw my television at an orphan and told him if he got up from that the two of us would watch something fun together -- and then I kicked him until he stayed down.

Books:

Yeah, now we're talking. By author/title, this is how it looks: Knut Hamsun/Hunger: Georg Buchner/Woyzek: William Burroughs/Any of 'em: J.K. Huysmans/Any of 'em: P.K. Dick/All the later stuff (post-50s): Samuel Beckett/Watt: Harold Pinter/All of it: Peter Bond/Lear is cool: Kafka/All of it: William Gibson/Every last one is good: Apocalypse Culture I & II should be read by everyone: Herman Mehlville/Moby Dick: Tolkien/All of 'em, even Silmarilion

Heroes:

Rupert "My Nuts Are Massive" Murdoch, because he bought Myspace.com from that bitch-ass Tom, and now he owns all of us. Except for me, because I know how to give good backrubs to billionaires; hence, I be fond of Rupes.

My Blog

Peter Brotzmann Lives In The Soul of the World

Herr Peter Brotzmann, the last Titan to walk the earth with a humble tread and powerful voice, has recently asked me to be his MySpace friend. This is the single weirdest development in my life since ...
Posted by mark on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST

If I had guns, I'd be more dangerous

'Sup, infernets losers?All of you sitting comfortably at home in your mothers' basements, crying via wi-fi about how no one understands you? Good, the fate of the world is safe as long as you're all p...
Posted by mark on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

I AM LEGEND AND I AM HUNGRY FOR POON

Unholy passion, how I have enjoyed this last coma. I can't believe I've been unconscious for this long. Those of you who know me already know the story, but those of you who don't know me, peep the de...
Posted by mark on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

It was 20 years ago today

February whatever, 1984. Branca and I were in a fight. Again. The funny thing was, Branca didn't care. Fuck, Branca didn't even know we were fighting, and I didn't even know Branca at that time in my ...
Posted by mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Scalawags

Hello, America. It's twelve degrees here in Stank Louis, and it got me to thinking: what's the deal with all the high school kids wearing the tight-rolled Z. Cavaricci pants? Everywhere I go lately,...
Posted by mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SLAYER . . . SLAyer . . . Slayer . . . slayer . . . (slayer)

Dee-lux Slayer boxset finally obeyed the damn black magic spell I cast two weeks ago and manifested itself in my summoning chamber. Lots of Jagermeister has been quaffed since then, and I've pretty mu...
Posted by mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It is now December

Folks, lots of you have stopped by to check out my electronic cave-dwelling here at myspace.com, and I'd like to remind you of a few common courtesies we observe here in the hinterlan --- I mean, hear...
Posted by mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Day after Thanksgiving

I just made the deuce, as we call it here in St. Louis, and all I can say is that my crapper now smells like turkey. Do you think that's normal? If I eat chili, it don't smell like chili when I'm thro...
Posted by mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST