sharon

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and l...
Posted by sharon on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:19:00 PST

Things To Do In An Elevator...

When people get on, ask for their tickets. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a s...
Posted by sharon on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm...

  If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he beco...
Posted by sharon on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:00:00 PST

Ways To Get Rid Of Blind Dates

1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it. 2. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twic...
Posted by sharon on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:57:00 PST

QUOTES

"Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life." -BURTON HILLS "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." -MARK TWAIN "The true test of character is not how much...
Posted by sharon on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:52:00 PST