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About Me

i say "rad/dude/gay/wack/hella/douche/word" in no particular order & in any given conversation, among others....i grew up in the bay area, deal with it - i dont think i could ever really connect with anyone who doesn't dig Bjork at least a little - im pretty sure David Blaine is really a true magician - im convinced the world will end in 2012 - i am the definition of a night owl and the exact opposite of a morning person - my knowledge of random, arcane facts knows no bounds - i love shoes & fashion & have every issue of gq since 03 - i am a music snob but ill give anything a shot - there is a 97.4% chance that my taste in music is better than yours - if i say something sucks, it does - im not gay, yet i think kathy griffin is hysterical - i am obsessed with stringed instruments, ninjas, and diesel jeans - i dont get along with girls who think theyre really hot or guys who act hard...we all have our daddy issues/insecurities, but you dont have to be a jackass about it - i read books with headphones on while watching tv and surfing the internet - i have no idea what i want to be when i grow up - i have learned the hard way that the sweetest, cutest girls are always, always the most dangerous - possums & spiders are either aliens or demons in physical form & someday i will prove it - to this day i think a legit c-walk is the sickest thing i have ever seen - i believe in several scenarios that most people commonly refer to as conspiracy theories - things that most people find offensive i almost always think are totally hilarious - ignorance is to me as magneto is to professor x - when i like something im a total nerd about it - the last thing i will ever be in life is a follower - people that are 100% positive god doesnt exist & smug about it really piss me off - i tend to point things out that everyone thinks but is afraid to say, but i dont know if thats good or not - if you ever catch me wearing any piece of clothing with "408" or "san jose" on it its cuz ive dressed up as a douche for halloween - carlos mencia is not funny, ever. period - i have never smoked a cigarette in my life, yet have dreams about smoking on a regular basis - sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night to write my dreams down because i dream in Hi Def, complete with orchestral soundtrack & they tend to closely resemble David Lynch films, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, or that movie Sunshine, and someday one of those babies is gonna make me a million dollars - i think you should be required to provide an IQ test and a recent paycheck stub before youre allowed to reproduce....the ol' gene pool is gettin pretty shallow - i play risk, the game of world domination. more to come... "Why do you consent to live in ignorance and fear?"--Bad Religion

My Interests

Whiskey, wine, women, music, beer, women, and beer, and music. And also women. aaaand . . . sometimes beer.

I'd like to meet:

My Homies Anyone who smokes alot of weed while bumping eminem and rapping the lyrics is definitely someone id like to meet. Anyone who randomly sings "Tell me when to go," or says "ghostride the whip" or "now walk it out now walk it out now walk it out". Id like to meet more people like this . Rob Thomas, the singer from Maroon 5, girls who really think they can sing and are working on their "career" (not gonna happen), the Girls Gone Wild guy, and the man who started my fraternity, Omega Kappa Gamma Shamma Lamma Sigma Douchebag Pi. My hero. The cast of Laguna Beach (STEVEN!). Bennifers part I & II, Brangelina and their african babies, TomKat and their alien baby, KFed and Britney and their baby with the cracked skull. L. Ron Hubbard and his spaceship. People who have never heard of Sunny Day Real Estate throwing around the word "Emo" like they know what they're talking about. Trendy fag-hags And also whoever first decided to hardcore dance wearing a backpack and a bandanna across their face. Genius! And William Hung, Martin Short as Jiminy Glick, Henry Kissinger, & Mike Ruppert, seriously. Right now the only person i actually want to meet is this guy, Alex Jones. . . . . . . . if u watch this and can look past the anger and the intensity, this is who i am and what i believe in. ( see above blogs. p.s. the one about midgets doesnt really apply to this. but read it any way . . . right now. poor midgets . . . bless their little, little souls ).. Michael Chossudovsky, Mike Ruppert, Peter Dale Scott, Alex Jones, others... .... ....

Music:

panic! at the disco nickelback & fall out boy Just Kidding.I believe Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, and My Chemical Romance should all suffer horrible and humiliating ends to their careers as musicians. Circa Survive, Saosin, Dredg, Days Away, The Sound Of Animals Fighting, Day One Symphony, Shiny Toy Guns, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Kaddisfly, Mars Volta, Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez, Sonny, Steve Aoki, Jimmy Eat World, Dont Look Down, Moneen, As Tall As Lions, Audrye Sessions, Head Automatica, Glassjaw was better, Secret And Whisper, A Tribe Called Quest, Feist, The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, Jay-Z, LCD Soundsystem, Russian Circles, Autolux, Lupe Fiasco, Kill Hannah, Jaga Jazzist, Sigur Ros, Eluvium, Air, Tycho, Brian Eno, Eisley, Pink Floyd and any noise David Gilmour makes come out of a guitar, Hendrix, Emery, Broken Social Scene, Constantines, Bayside, Bright Eyes, Eisley, Fairweather, People In Planes, Justice, Division Day, Mew, Aereogramme, Jaga Jazzist, Portugal The Man, South, The Cramps, Mum, The Honor System, Small Brown Bike, Lifetime, Rufio (R.I.P.), Science Fiction Theatre, Chromeo, Minus The Bear, Vaux, Smoking Popes & the non-prosyletizing Duvall, Leatherface, Face to Face, Murder City Devils, Dillinger 4, Dillinger Escape Plan, Suicide Machines, Bad Religion, Joy Division, Rumbleseat, Blacktop Cadence, Matt Pond PA, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Deftones, Tool, Michael Jackson, The Shins, Summer of 92, 88 Fingers Louie, Refused, Underoath, Chiodos, Dance Gavin Dance, Every Time I Die, It Dies Today, Oceana, Massive Attack, The Notwist, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Dan The Automator, Lovage, Faith No More & anything by Mike Patton, Novice, Blonde Redhead, NIN, Horse the Band, The Advantage, Fall Of Troy, Bury Your Dead, Norma Jean, Meshuggah, SoilWork, Hopesfall, Isis, He Is Legend, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Boy Sets Fire, Open Hand, Cursive, The Velvet Teen, Iron & Wine, Prodigy, The Shins, Ted Leo, Botch, The Slackers, Rise Against, Mute Math, Abandoned Pools, This Will Destroy You, Strata (new), Social D, Jawbreaker, Hot Water Music/The Draft, Thrice, Lawrence Arms, Alkaline Trio & most Asian Man Bands, Johnny Cash, Against Me!, The Distillers, Dropkick Murphys, Misfits, The Damned, Rancid, Op Ivy, solo Mike Ness, American f'in Steel, The Broadways, Jets To Brazil, Lucero, Sons & Daughters, Tiger Army, Avail, The Loved Ones, Bouncing Souls, Kid Dynamite, None More Black, Crime In Stereo, Fallout Boy make the most worthless, mediocre, repetitive, overrated music around and Pete Wentz and his crotch-jockey band can kiss my ass with their whinyass mouths, and Panic At The Disco can watch. Comeback Kid, Street Dogs, Pennywise, Good Riddance, Strung Out, No Use For A Name, Dead To Me/One Man Army, Skatalites, Dean Martin, Stiff Little Fingers, Rudiments, Grade, A Wilhelm Scream, Slapstick, Postal Service, The Rentals, Ladytron, Portishead, Bjork, old school gangster rap...Master P's Ghetto D is the best true gangsta rap album of all time, Too Short, Cypress Hill, N.W.A., Slick Rick, Mike Jones, David Banner . . . etc . , Wu-Tang, 9th Wonder, Aesop Rock, Hieroglyphics, Outkast, Del, Living Legends, MURS, Blackalicious, Brotha Lynch, Dilated Peoples, Dre, E-40, Poison The Well, Meshuggah, Bleeding Through, The Bled, Black Cat Music, Eighteen Visions, Roger Miret and the Disasters, CKY, Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, Carl Perkins, Rev. Horton Heat, Chet Baker, Miles Davis, Elvis(early), Frank Sinatra. My Chemical Romance and Hawthorne Heights. Just Kidding.Did you ever have one of these days? This is a day like any other day. You are free to wake up and shave. Soapy hands fumbling on the porcelain. Hot, good coffee, and a good, good book. Bicycle, Bicycle... Breathing easier now. Tear the roof off your day. No one's coming over. It ain't written so don't try to read it. Smell the hot rain on the street. Could be love. Could be alcohol. Cup my hands around your face. A little frame. A lot of pain. I can tell the tears from the rain. One tastes sweet, the other plain. And who am I to think I could hang such a precious life on a clever line? You're in all the books I read. A hundred pages out of reach. And so I throw myself... hit the street. It'll take some time to learn the lesson of the fall and begin another climb.

Movies:

Strangers With Candy opens 10/21/06. Be there or be a dirty, dirty jew.

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Mama's Family, Primetime with Jiminy Glick, Stella, Da Ali G Show, Bill Maher

Books:

Dostoevsky, J.R. Salamanca, Bukowsky, Bret Easton Ellis, Tolstoy, Tom Wolfe, Thomas Wolfe, Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian & Border Trilogy, Faulkner, Gore Vidal, Chomsky, Kevin Phillips, David Sedaris, relevant materials include Stan Goff, "The Politics Of Heroin"-Alfred W. Mccoy, "The Iran-Contra Connection" & "Cocaine Politics"-Peter Dale Scott, "The Crimes Of Patriots"- Jonathan Kwitny, John Stockwell, Bill Turner, "Crossing The Rubicon"-Michael Ruppert, Barry & 'the boys"- Daniel Hopsicker, Greg Palast's "The Best Democracy Money Can Buy" & "The Armed Madhouse" or any other courageous investigative journalism. "The Two Babylons"-Alexander Hislop. If you can find it, grow some balls & read it. Put your thinking cap on and prepare to have your mind blown. "How The World Really Works", Alan B. Jones. I beg u, turn off American Idol/Survivor/Lost and go read a book. Any book. How about u try one of these. We should all read. Alot.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Charles Bukowsky, Bill Hicks, Michael Ruppert, Bill Hicks, Howard Beale, Stephen Colbert for roasting George W. Bush to his face, Bill Hicks....anyone with some common sense, who makes up their own mind, sees things for how they really are, unafraid to be politically incorrect, devoid of bullshit, and tells it like it is. Speak Truth To Power. Be real, and you too will be my hero. Or else know some really good fart jokes

My Blog

fast food is amazing

KFC is actually selling THIS. for human consumption?"Mashed Potato Bowl- We start with a generous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, layered with sweet corn and loaded with bite-sized pieces of ...
Posted by iamaninja on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

SPIDERMAN 3 SUCKS!

how do u screw up the spiderman movie with not only the biggest special effects budget in history, but the one with VENOM in it?!terrible.peter parker cried so much i checked my ticket stub to see if ...
Posted by iamaninja on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

Operation Northwoods - not in ripley's believe it or not

See what u think about this little piece of U.S. history. This one wasnt in your 9th grade history books kids. This one came from the top. Keep in mind--this got signed approval by the highest command...
Posted by iamaninja on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:57:00 PST

true story

PART 1In some other state, there were some basketball players hanging out in the forest after a big game. One player said ..This forest reminds me of some scary stuff I heard... And the other said ....
Posted by iamaninja on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST

now thats good business

"The Constitution is just a goddamned piece of paper." ; ; &n...
Posted by iamaninja on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:31:00 PST

ranting and raving

screw bush, screw kerry, screw republicans, screw democrats, conservatives, liberals, libertarians, screw america, screw america-bashing, screw bush, screw bush-bashing, screw nationalism, screw valui...
Posted by iamaninja on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:46:00 PST

little known fact about midgets....

65ll midgets are secret leprechauns. The word "midget" is a diversion tactic they invented and disseminated with the aid of the freemasons to distract real people away from their true evil and subvers...
Posted by iamaninja on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:24:00 PST

when will everyone realize that only i know what im talking about

get a load of THIS horseSHIT....lemme get your p.o.v. on the sitch.... here are the facts-entered full tilt tournament with 1500 people-was early chip leader, leader at most tables i played at-in my j...
Posted by iamaninja on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:54:00 PST