Some Random Humor |
PSYCHIC HOTLINE A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." "Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at...
Posted by Heather8185 on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:23:00 PST |
Hmmmm..... |
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" o...
Posted by Heather8185 on Tue, 20 May 2008 02:32:00 PST |
Jokes That Can Be Told In Church |
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?' 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life....
Posted by Heather8185 on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:25:00 PST |
INFJ Relationships |
Relationships as Lovers, Parents, FriendsINFJs are warm and affirming people who are usually also deep and complex. They're likely to seek out and promote relationships that are intense and meaningful...
Posted by Heather8185 on Sat, 10 May 2008 01:26:00 PST |
My Personality Test (Freaking Creepy) |
Portrait of an INFJ - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging(Introverted Intuition with Extraverted Feeling)
Qualitative analysis of your type formula
You are:
very expressed introvert
m...
Posted by Heather8185 on Sat, 10 May 2008 01:19:00 PST |
BEST DIVORCE LETTER! |
Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss c...
Posted by Heather8185 on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:07:00 PST |
Catholic Parrots |
'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only knowhow to say one thing.''What do they say?' the priest inquired.'They say,'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'''Tha...
Posted by Heather8185 on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:57:00 PST |
Kentucky Fried Chicken |
What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in
Posted by Heather8185 on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:24:00 PST |
Password |
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and wil...
Posted by Heather8185 on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:16:00 PST |
Sure to bring a chuckle and smile to your face! |
1. One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. 2. A woman came...
Posted by Heather8185 on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:51:00 PST |
