You scored as Assault Rifle, You are soldier. Or you want to be a soldier. Or you just love military-type firearms. You need assault rifle. M16 or AK-47 will do good.
Shotgun
88%
Assault Rifle
88%
Sniper Rifle
88%
SMG
81%
Machinegun
75%
Pistol
31%
Revolver
6%
What Firearm Fits You Best?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ramzan
Birthday: every days is mine birthdays
Birthplace: the mountains of Chechnya
Current Location: Enforcing rules in Chechnya
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red like fox, brown like bear some grey like wolf
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, inshalla
Your Heritage: Kavkaz
The Shoes You Wore Today: Army boots for torture time, converse for boxing later in this day
Your Weakness: regretting not have kill the dog Basayev, instead misile kill him
Your Fears: being killed by the dog Basayev who come back from grave as zombie
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make millions and millions of dollars!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: not fuck with me, motherfucker.I Ramzan Kadyrove I fucking cool guy
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mike Tyson is good man and grate role modal
Your Best Physical Feature: My beard
Your Bedtime: inshalla
Your Most Missed Memory: punching boxing bag wich i doing everee day but i always miss wen i finish
Pepsi or Coke: Mecca
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yigor Tishkavelli kebab house, Tibilisi
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Herbal wine for stomuch from Ossetia
Chocolate or Vanilla: No way chocolates for fucking weak boy
Cappuccino or Coffee: strong Turkish coffe, very much like drop steaming pot over devils head during torture
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Only when I kill Devils
Do you Sing: I love to sing, at tea, at meal, on horse, when killing devils
Do you Shower Daily: of course, because i am Chechen president, I must use all the water of Grozny
Have you Been in Love: Stupid un-Islamic question
Do you want to go to College: I went, or, rather, father pay man money, I have exam, ha!ha!
Do you want to get Married: I wish to marr Sabina
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in Allah
Do you get Motion Sickness: If you ask this of me to my face, I kill you
Do you think you are Attractive: Are you faggot gay man?
Are you a Health Freak: Of course, this is important for Chechen president
Do you get along with your Parents: Father dead, I get revenge
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, for I am a Chechen
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, sitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I am the president of Chechnya, of corse not
In the past month have you Smoked: No that is weak and libril
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No more insultating questions
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, with my rifle, HA!HA!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, shopping trip in Moscova, I bought many perfumes, and Dubai I boight jewels
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What is this Oreo?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I live in the mountains of Checnya you stupid motherfucker
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, monitering elections. Ha!Ha!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only I do dumping of bodies on road. Ha!Ha!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, in steam bath house
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, the heads of infidils!Ha!Ha!
Ever been Drunk: Drunk is not Chechen way
Ever been called a Tease: If man call me stupid things I smash his face. Ha!Ha!
Ever been Beaten up: Never, except by my father.This is way for Chechen manhood
Ever Shoplifted: Many, many times
How do you want to Die: In battlefield
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Killer of the dog Basayev
What country would you most like to Visit: Sweden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6
Weight: 100lbs
Best Clothing Style: hijab alweys
Number of Drugs I have taken: Rohypnol.Ha!Ha!
Number of CDs I own: I will buy her ipod
Number of Piercings: Whoah, Ramzan has not yet seen these, Ramzan can't think...
Number of Tattoos: Tattoos are un-Islamic!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not having married Ramzan Kadyrov
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