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Stabitha Jones

A droplet of yes and no, in an ocean of maybe.........

About Me

Hey! Welcome to the wonderful world of Stabitha Jones!! Hmmm, I think Motley Crue sum me up quite well when they say "You know I'm a dreamer, but my heart's of gold"!!I have a quick temper, a warped, dry sense of humour. I luuuurve guys that wear make up and nail polish...puuuuur, hubba hubba, and I have a penchant for wannabe cock stars. I'm unstable, emotional and excitable!
I think the 'key change' is the best part of any song. I'm a bitch, I'm fickle but most importantly, I'm loyal. I have a shoe fetish (well boots actually), I'm a blokey chick (a girly bloke?) I luuurve beer and I swear like a trooper(ain't nothing wrong with that!). I'm utterly obsessed with Sweden and Swedish cock rock (and cock rockers).
I have no time for bullshit, time wasters or c*nts. Games are meant to be played on Playstation...Xbox...boards and the like..not in life. I'd rather put my energy into something more worthwhile, like drinking or shopping :)
I'm not here to find a Nigerian husband (or any husband for that matter), nor am I here to meet horny teenagers! If you're neither, and just wanna chat to someone who has GREAT taste in music (well, I think I have great taste anyway), drop me a line. Oh, and if I don't reply......please don't harrass me or be offended.

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My Interests

It's all about the Cock Rock (especially the Swedish variety) for this chick! The music......the men.....the men in leather.....the men in make up........Mop and bucket to aisle 5 please!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Give me 3.5 minutes alone with Nikki Sixx and I'd die an extremely happy lass! Give me 2 minutes alone with Butch Walker and I'd be even happier! Both at the same time..........priceless!!

BORDAIN BABEH!!!! Freakin legend!

Music:

Revolution Riot
Babylon Bombs
Robin Black
Swedish Schlager (Nanne, Lena Philipsson)
Crazy Lixx
Maryslim
Celafain Vain
Motley Crue
Butch Walker
Hardcore Superstar
Backyard Babies
Crashdiet
The Poodles
Crucified Barbara
Gemini Five
Vains of Jenna
Mamakin
Marvy 3
Sebasrockets
Pariah
Star Star
Jackyl
Warrant
The Deadthings
Pretty Boy Floyd
Slaughter
Brides of Destruction
Jani Lane solo stuff (kick ass!)
Trixter
Saigon Kick
The Beatles

Movies:

Not a huge fan of sitting on my cake hole for 2 hours! But having said that I have been known to watch the following celluloid masterpieces over and over again....Rockstar, High Fidelity, Blow, Edward Scissorhands, Punch Drunk Love and last but certainly not least This is Spinal Tap. Oh...how could I forget?! Elvis movies....seriously corny, seriously FANTASTIC!!!! *sings* Viva Las Vegas

Television:

Am I the only person in the world who finds Drew Carey oddly attractive????
Anthony Bourdain is GOD! Funny as fuck....and hella sexy (for an old fella).

My Blog

Recurring dream.....

Ok...so the last few weeks my nocturnal imagination has been running riot! Nights filled with thoughts of biiiiiiiig spiders (being squashed to spider pulp by a hunky swedish man, aaaah my hero), boto...
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:42:00 PST

Don'tcha hate it when.....

...you go outside at  night, see the first star in the sky....make an almighty wish on it, look up again only to realise you just wished upon an aeroplane Hmmm, maybe that's why my wishes don't ...
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:46:00 PST

Yup....I'm a loser! Haha

So....today was a chilly one in Melbs, and to mark the occasion I decided to wear my fur (fake fur thanks) lined jacket to keep me snuggly warm and toasty. I left the house feeling pretty bloody fine....
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:34:00 PST

I got the bug.....

Yeeeeeeha! Stabby's off to beautiful Stockholm again! 145 days to go and I'll be back in the place I love so much  Unless, of course, I combust from excitement before then! There...that's all I ...
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:29:00 PST

Dear God (or other alternative higher being)

Dear God (or other alternative higher being), I thought I'd drop you a line to say thanks for creating Sweden! You really did a marvellous job with that place....and what a stellar bunch of people you...
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST

A plan...perhaps???

I'm thinkin' that I may take full advantage of the 'holiday high' and bring a permanent 'momento' home with me from Sweden.........  Isn't she pretty! Anyone know a good tattoo artist in Stockholm???1...
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

86% Jessica Alba!! Wahooo

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Posted by Stabitha Jones on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

The tale of little brunette riding hood.....

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a flame haired maiden. Religiously, every 4 weeks, the fair maiden applied a magic red potion to her lucious locks....until at last, after 18 mont...
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:06:00 PST

Stabby J's in luuuurve............

...with life Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up and think "Fuck, life's pretty darn good right about now"?? Well, today is one of those days for me! So, I thought I'd capture all th...
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

Wahooooo! *jumps up and down*

Tickets are booked!!! Tickets are paid for!! Thermal underwear has been purchased!! .......Stockholm here I come!!!!!!!!!!!! (and just between you and me, I've NEVER been more freaking excited about a...
Posted by Stabitha Jones on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:47:00 PST