Deoxyribonucleic Asshole.... by Hard 'N Phirm
Zombie Killer. By Leslie and the LY's. Best Song/Video Ever!!!
With these shoulder pads, I have the strength to destroy homes, villages, and crops. Gems.... mother fucker!!!
Zombie Gangbang!!
Zombies, Johnny, Beer, Photography, Printmaking, Books, Music, Video Games, Movies, Cheesy horror movies, Vincent Price, Guitar Hero, Cheesy/awful 80's music, Blood and Gore, Sunshine, Lollipops, Rainbows, Satan, Necrophilia, Dead baby and Jesus jokes, Pocket Pussies, Vomit, Puss, Unicorns, My evil psycho kitties (Dr. Gonzo and Lazarus (the O.Z.)), Breathing in deadly darkroom chemicals on a daily basis, working with materials totally made of metal whilst listening to metal, welding, Making an ass out of myself, and dreaming of someday becoming a successful keytar, accordion, kazoo, and theremin musician, playing them all at the same time, and did I mention that they'd be on fire too?
A doctor in a back alley in Mexico that could give me testicles so I could then be kicked repeatedly in them so I could sing as high pitched as metal singers such as King Diamond or the guy from the Darkness. And then to have them explode from how much I rock.
X, Dimestore Haloes, Supersnazz, Dragonforce, Macabre, The Mummies, Nowhere Squares, Slayer, Yellowscab, The Lil Bunnies, Amazing Royal Crowns, The Meteors, MC Hawking, Brother Lynch, Billie Holiday, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Misfits, Reverend Horton Heat, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, New York Dolls, The Stooges, The B-52s, The Jet Boys, Melt Banana, 5,6,7,8s, Bad Ideas, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Fear, Anthrax, Eddie Cochran, Chuck Berry, X-Ray Spex, Fifi & the Mach III, The Germs, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, GG Allin, Danzig, Iron Prostate, The Dead Boys, The Dwarves (early stuff), Gravediggaz, Buddy Holly, A Flock of Seagulls, Devo, The Cramps, Samhain, Roy Orbison, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams Sr., Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, Berlin, Gorgoroth, The Darkness, Macabre, King Diamond, Crimson Ghost, The Go-Go's.
My favorite directors are Orson Welles, Billy Wilder, Fritz Lang, Takashi Miike, Stanley Kubrick, George Romero, Alfred Hitchcock, Ingmar Bergman, John Waters, and David Lynch.....So here's my list o' movies, ya scumbags!.....Last Man on Earth, Sunset Boulevard, The Trial, In the Mouth of Madness, Visitor Q, Cemetery Man, Suicide Club, Tomei, Freaks, Cannibal the Musical, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, The Killer Condom, Rope, Testament of Dr. Mabuse, All About Eve, The Village, Redneck Zombies, Tetsuo The Iron Man, Cafe Flesh, Glenn or Glenda, Hour of the Wolf, The Seventh Seal, Hide and Creep, Pink Flamingoes, Desparate Living, A Dirty Shame, Cecil B. Demented, Edward Penishands, Dead and Breakfast, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Psycho Beach Party, Vertigo, The Birds, Meet the Feebles, Dr. Goldfoot and His Bikini Machine (okay, not really, that movie totally blows), Heavenly Creatures, Dead Alive, Mermaid in a Manhole, A Young Prisoner's Handbook, Blood Simple, Citizen Kane, Day of the Dead, Bubba-ho-Tep, Flesh Eating Mothers, Bloodsucking Freaks, Rabid Grannies, All Evil Dead movies (all movies with the word "Dead" in them, pretty much), Dead Man, The Third Man (anything involving Orson Welles), Carnival of Souls (original), Man Bites Dog, Delicatessen,Following, Sin City, F for Fake, Mr. Arkadin, City of Lost Children, Fire Walk With Me, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, 8 1/2, La Strada, Metropolis, Blue Gardenia, The Lost Weekend, Double Indemnity, The Blob, Audition, Ichi the Killer, No Country for Old Men, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Ed Wood, Metropolis, Paths of Glory, Psycho, Last House on the Left, I Walked with a Zombie, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Old Boy.
Home movies, Red Dwarf, Absolutely Fabulous, Arrested Development, Kids in the Hall, Six Feet Under, The Young Ones, Newsradio, Curb Your Enthusiam, Strangers with Candy, Twilight Zone, Upright Citizens Brigade, Aeon Flux, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Venture Brothers, The Office (british version), Fist of the North Star, Metalocalypse, Twin Peaks, Dark Shadows, Dark Place, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Saul of the Mole Men, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Death Note.
H.P. Lovecraft, Alan Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Frank Miller, Mary Roach, Frank Herbert, Edgar Allan Poe, Johnen Vasquez, Christpher Moore, David Sedaris, Anthony Burgess, Hunter S. Thompson, Clive Barker, Anne Rice, and Max Brooks. Also, Anything in the Science section, really.
Amy Sedaris.