Hedonistic Zombie of Capitalism

About Me

The government sucks, sex is great, drugs are boring, rock and roll is dead. I believe that people give communism a bad name by saying stupid things about it and misunderstanding it and I believe communists reinforce their stereotypes. A shame. I believe that I might not have any convictions, but I'm still trying to figure out if I do and where they are. I believe that it doesn't really matter whether God exists or not, just do good shit for humanity- that's what actually matters- if God exists in the end, he/ she will thank you for it. I believe in equal rights for all, but most importantly I believe that class is the true divider among people, race is a nice little subdivider used to segregate and manage the masses more easily. I believe we live in dark times, but bright ones are coming. I believe that every generation thinks that they're dealing with the apocalypse. I believe that America is scared of sex and most importantly I believe in lighting ducks on fire...er...yeah.

My Interests

The same thing as every other young man- violence, a dialectical confusion in understanding women, driving fast cars and being upset about shit. That's what they tell us assigns meaning to life, right?

I'd like to meet:

A sentient duck. I want to meet a sentient duck.I also wouldn't mind meeting Kurt Vonnegut- but he died, which sucks. I want to meet Chuck Palahniuk- he's a damn good author too.Karl Marx would be cool to meet and shoot the shit with, so would Lenin. On the other hand, I wouldn't mind hanging out with Ayn Rand I want to fight Stalin and I want to fight Paris Hilton.I like John Lenin and the crew of people he hung out with- I'd like meeting him, though I didn't listen to a lot of his music. Maynard from Tool is cool- my favorite artist, so I'd definitely like to meet him.

Music:

Blunt Force Trauma Brigade 5 the best band in the history of bands ever.Wait, what? What did you say? "Oh my God, I totally love Dave Matt-" Oh, I'm sorry my "stupid idiot who is full of shit meter" kicked in. I stopped caring about you at all.Seriously, I don't care about music though, I'm a big fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, Tool, Manson, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, all the goth shit...but that's my favorite stuff, farther than that, I'll listen to anything really.

Movies:

Movies of you having gay sex. I watch them...CONSTANTLY.Top 5: Fight Club and American Beauty fluctuate between 1 and 2 Alien Akira The Fountain

Television:

Honestly, all I see on television is bland commercialism and assholes trying to enslave more people unknowingly to their cause- furthering the monotony and alienation of capitalism.Oh, and Lost is pretty good and so are those cavemen ads.

Books:

How Men and Women Reproduce, 43 ways to make "human" pie, Prositution for dummies, Dummies for dummies, The Barnie book, The Karma-Sutra for Necros.Slaughter House 5, Heart of Darkness, Brave New World, Bernstein's writings on socialism, The Communist Manifesto, Fight Club, Survivor, A Brief Introduction to Capitalism

Heroes:

John C. Gunslinger, Gandhi in the alternate universe where he owns an arsenal of weaponry and isn't racist, Stupid Asshole Boy, Shake, Tim Kern, insane homeless people, Communist Pineapples, George Forman with knives- the robot zombie ninja clone of George Forman, Crazy Ivan, you if you stopped being such a pussy.

My Blog

Michael Nutter will win, so vote for me- I’m running for mayor of Philadelphia

I'm running for mayor, me, William A. Smith- my contact information is available on my facebook page and you should vote for me for mayor. My party platform is outlined below. When you go into vote, j...
Posted by Hedonistic Zombie of Capitalism on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST