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this whole bio thing seemed to take a lot of creativity. I spent all of it earlier talking to a hipster chick that was trying to convince me of the dandy warhols artistic credibility. she seemd nice so I tried coming up with different and unique ways to agree with her and spent all of my creativity doing that. Shits not cheap and I'm poor. so this is what you get. I'm poor. and I like puppies. This is footage of me opening up for SUCH AS I AM at the Gothic Theatre on March 16th. A couple of swell young men shot the footage. Special thanks to NEMONIC, the headliners that night, for inviting me to do the show.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who likes puppies. and not the Dandy Warhols. be gentle. 1-up.

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My Blog

White People.

yup.
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:17:00 GMT

WIN A DATE WITH KEN ARKIND CONTEST!!!

A Blue Whales heart is approximately the same size as a 1971 Volkswagon Super Beetle. This is the first and only car that I have ever owned.A healthy adult Blue Whale's heart beats 6 times a minute.I...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:41:00 GMT

Damn we are rusty.

I was going to write a new blog about Indianapolis and this young woman that I met at the top of a scary elevator Named Xaiyou but they are only going to give me 5 more minutes of free wireless.Fuck t...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:31:00 GMT

This city.

I am in St. Louis.It is cold.It is windy.I am lonely but not really.Did an awesome show last night in Jefferson City at Lincoln University.I am about to hop on a bus for a really long time.Boo.Here ar...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:53:00 GMT

Panama Soweto is the coolest person ever.

This is what everyone should do with their life:
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 00:08:00 GMT

"DO NOT MOCK JEFF BUCKLEY IN MY PRESENCE!"

I LOVE YOU GREG, BUT NO, PLEASE, DON’T DO THAT.
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:25:00 GMT

UPDATE!

I think I found a new heart...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:38:00 GMT

Public Service Announcement.

Please disregard Bulltein Point number 2 of the previous bolg post.I no longer have a heart.It has been evicted due to recent allegations involving the molestation of my inner child.We are sorry for a...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:39:00 GMT

1923 - 2008.

I've learned 3 very important things in the past 2 weeks:1. They have officially discontinued Polaroid Film.2. I must have an incredibly huge heart. With the amount of times it has been broken, ther...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:59:00 GMT

Milk Cartons.

I have changed my top 8 for the second time ever.It's just a little thing.But I'm doing it because all of the people that are up there are leaving our city and it's making me sad.Some great people, po...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:45:00 GMT