Why TEXAS is better than California |
CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right o...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:02:00 PST |
The Rules of Texas |
Rules of Texas:1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST |
Gotta Love Us TEXANS!!! |
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for foodTEXAS FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:16:00 PST |
Cowboys and Indians |
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passengerlounge in Midland, Texas, awaiting their flights.One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his w...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST |
National Firefighters Day |
National Firefighters Day!!! "Hello, I lost my Dad on September 11th; he was Chief Edward Geraghty, Battalion 9, New York City Fire Department. He lost his life with many other heroes that day, victim...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:09:00 PST |
Things I Learned In Texas |
*THINGS I LEARNED IN TEXAS**Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air. **There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4, 998 live in Texas. **There are 10,000 types of spiders. A...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:59:00 PST |
Why I Am From TEXAS!!! |
- I can wear sandals all year long- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" a...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Other Friends.....Texas Friends...... |
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for foodTEXAS FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:32:00 PST |
Proud to be a TEXAN!! |
When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"They all want to know if you've been to Southfork...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST |
How Much Southern You Got In Ya?? |
This one is for all the country boys and girls. 1. Have you ever gone mudding? HELL YEAH!2. Have you ever ridden a bull? HELL YEAH!! I LOVE MY BULL!!!3. If so, did you last 8 seconds? A hell of a lot ...
Posted by ♥Future Mrs. McCormack♥ on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST |
