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ENAHS

It Takes 2 To Lie: One To Tell It, One To Listen

About Me

Ok I've changed all this because I was just looking at my profile and it says "More to Love" I want to clear this up. It's not more to love. It's more to find clothes to cover. I would rather they just have an opition overthere that says fat. It would make me feel better. Also on the whole Slim for girls and guys...they need one that says "Boney". I just wanted to clear that up, there's not more of me to love just more to look at. And more of me that would make you Uncomferable if we sat together on a plane.

My Interests

My new wife (Audrey), my friends, sports, Simpson's all movies and any item that comes with free shipping. Who cares if i need it or not, it freakin free shippin.

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy: Basketball, The Simpsons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, A good movie, but you must love the movie "A Christmas Story" If not, then we can not be friends. I dont care how much money you have, how cute you are, or even if you offer free shipping from eBay, you must love the movie

Music:

Britney Spears, Garth Brooks, Eminem, Nickleback, Matchbox 20, 3 Doors Down

Movies:

Independence Day, X-Men, Lord of The Rings, Forrest Gump, The Notebook, Rocky Movies, A Walk To Remember Shawshank Redemption, Just Friends, Notting Hill, Ace Ventura's, Signs, Conspiracy Theory and any Mel Gibson and Rachel McAdams.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Prison Break, Gilmore Girls, Lost, The OC, SportsCenter, NBA Games, Friends, House, Nip/Tuck.
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Books:

Brotherhood of the Rose and Long Lost by David Morrell. Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley.

Heroes:

Mark Cuban, Mel Gibson, and the one and only, the man up stairs, the reason we all are here today on earth: Superman

My Blog

What We Miss The Most About Being A Child

Well from time to time I think about how time use to take so long. These days it seems everything moves so fast and it's hard to keep up with time. I mean just think, doesn't it seem like Christmas wa...
Posted by Joker Is Coming ha ha ha ha on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

Cracker Barrell

It's the one place that I have never finished my plate. I feel like a 250 pound homeless man trying to make a 26'' TV box my home. In other words frustrated. I always get the Chicken Fried Chicken, St...
Posted by Joker Is Coming ha ha ha ha on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

I Even Lost To Golden State on NBA Live Today

Ok...so how worried are you as a Mavs fan about tonights game? I got to be honest, I'm worried. I'm worried on two accounts...one we lost it almost seals the deal, but you know what I'm worried about ...
Posted by Joker Is Coming ha ha ha ha on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:45:00 PST