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Matt J.

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About Me

My name is Matt Jordan. I currently live in downtown Santa Barbara, CA. It's alright, I want to move back to IV. I've been working a ton lately, I got a new job at UCSB that's pretty sweet, gettin paid. Musical fusion is my numb to plum, I love to jam and write and just play. I like to hang out with my friends and my girlfriend and just be myself and don't give me any shit about it fuckers.

My Interests

Interests: Amazing music, playing instruments, chillaxing, being with friends, music theory, pondering theories of the universe and life, motorcycles, off-roading

Music:

Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Tenacious D, David Gilmour, Death, Control Denied, Opeth, King Crimson, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Jaco Pastorius, Between the Buried and Me, Cephalic Carnage, Unearth, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Shadows Fall, Incendio, Das Ueberschall, Aleuchatistas, Dysrhythmia, Hate Eternal, fuckin reggae, Santana, Acoustic Journey, Ozzy, Boston, Zakk Wylde, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Yes, Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Steve Vai, Struntz and Farah, flamenco jazz, Slayer, fuck emo, Pride & Glory, Death, Mars Volta, Queen, Robert Johnson, Rush, Jethro Tull, Cream, Deep Purple, Pantera, George Thorogood, Chuck Berry, Bum Bulbey, Dragon in the Motherfuckin Bush...

Movies:

CUPS, El Topo, the matrix trilogy, pulp fiction, tommy boy, Austin Powers trilogy, Office Space, Joe Dirt, Orange County, Wayne's World, Crossroads (not the Britney Spears one), The Godfather, Fight Club, Rockstar, Desperado, El Mariachi, Scarface, Crusty Demons of Dirt, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Tenacious D Complete Masterworks, The Shining

Television:

LOST, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Futurama, Andy Milonakis, Wondershowzen, The News, Food Network

Books:

Deception Point, Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, 1984, Brave New World, books like those, stuff to do with the hells angels, occasionally I'll find a good one

Heroes:

Heroic Heroes, such as Zaddock, Bathsheba, and Beltschazaar

My Blog

what the fuck should i do today... by Matthew Jordan

what the fuck should i do today...should i wear a beret....or act out a play...no that sounds fucking gay....maybe i'll just sit here and play...my guitars of wide array...did you ever doubt that this...
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:24:00 PST

Zakk Wylde Rocks by Matthew Jordan

Zakk Wylde rocks... I am wearing socks... down by the docks... roosters are cocks... slick as a fox... in the sky there are hawks... athletic guys are called jocks... check out her long locks.....
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I got a new cell phone by Matthew Jordan

I got a new cell phone... It makes me want to bone... And eat some honeycomb... The sun has shone... At video games, Kelly Cheng owns... Have you eaten your corn pone?... I have a big orange cone... T...
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am fucking bored by Matthew Jordan

I am fucking bored... I am not carrying a sword... I am not praying to the lord... I need an extention chord... I do not drive a Ford... I cannot break a board... A drink I just poured... Cross...
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am eating a red vine...

i am eating a red vine... it is not a fine wine... i think it might be a sign... it is walking a fine line... im hungry let's go dine... everything is fine... it is mine... that tree is a pine....
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i just got out of chemistry by Matt Jordan

i just got out of chemistry... i fell and hurt my knee... when i was climbing a tree... and there was a bee... and he stung me... brought to you by the letter "E"... yes anyone can see... i have to ta...
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

snpa by Matt Jordan

sierra nevada pale ale... yes this beer will never fail... it rarely goes on sale... it cannot check your mail... it cannot grind a rail... it will not pay your bail... it cannot hammer a nail.....
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

trogdor by Matt Jordan

i feel like writing another poem... there once was a dragon named trogdor... he liked to roar... he left them wanting more... he was not a dirty whore... his buff arm is never sore... he is so...
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is a blog by Matt Jordan

this is a blog... you cant see it in the fog... it is not a dog... nor a hog... a drain it wont clog... an engine it wont bog... it cant sit on a log... it doesnt jog... it doesnt drin...
Posted by Matt J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST