my name is melissa and some call me moe. I'm not complicated just hard to get to know.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The "original" Apprentice
Birthday: July 11, 1976
Birthplace: Somewhere in the West
Current Location: armpit of new mexico
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 8'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: what I don't even have hands
Your Heritage: none yo bizness
The Shoes You Wore Today: some japanimation slippers flaca got me
Your Weakness: icehouse
Your Fears: running out of icehouse
Your Perfect Pizza: i don't eat pizza flaca cooks yummmmmm!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get the fuck out of armpit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what is instant messenger????
Thoughts First Waking Up: I quit
Your Best Physical Feature: my brain
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out!!! thanks flaca
Your Most Missed Memory: my gamecube
Pepsi or Coke: neither diet mothafucka..
MacDonalds or Burger King: homecookin' once again thanks flaca (chili relleno)
Single or Group Dates: what remember i don't have hands.booo!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: flaca's homecookin needs no chocolate or vanilla!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't know what flaca puts in coffee but it's gooood!!!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: all the fuckin time you gonaherpasphilaidpussinfectedbloodyrectummotherfucker.
Do you Sing: only to the dogs when no one's home. heheh
Do you Shower Daily: of course, who doesn't besides the guy down the hall. (shh Zach)
Have you Been in Love: Only once
Do you want to go to College: Nope already gone and done that
Do you want to get Married: Never!!!!!!!!!!! well maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: Only if I had hands
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: probably if I had hands.
Are you a Health Freak: Once flaca made us diet. Food still good.
Do you get along with your Parents: maybe as a baby?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I'm inside
Do you play an Instrument: Only the dings of dishes when I'm washing them (remember I don't have hands)boooo!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Do I sound like an alcohol?
In the past month have you Smoked: NO!!! I can't hold a cigarette.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I live with flaca she'll kill anyone with drugs in the house. I read the sign on the door.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Last night but my date had to feed me the popcorn because i am handless.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, last night my date took the ticket out of my pocket because of no hands!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, chocolate is the same as drugs. Not allowed!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Flaca says anything that lives in water is disease infested.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does giving the band a shot count
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes last night it was because I had no hands
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I couldn't get out of the water without hands
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No I don't have the skills because of my hand problem
Ever been Drunk: Yes! thank god my friends help me with that because i have no hands. THANKS TO ALL MY DRUNKEN FRIENDS!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: I'm in new mexico there's nobody to tease.
Ever been Beaten up: one time flaca punched my nub. owww (I wish I had hands)
Ever Shoplifted: Before I lost my hands I was known as HANDS!!
How do you want to Die: With some hands.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A hand model.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, New Zealand, South Africa, and handland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever, s long as you have hands
Favourite Hair Color: I love to caress my nubs through long hair
Short or Long Hair: long hair for my nubs
Height: 8'11 1/2"
Weight: under 100 pounds
Best Clothing Style: fez's stilo is proper comprende
Number of Drugs I have taken: 236,564,325 don't judge me (remember i don't have hands)
Number of CDs I own: "0" el bandito ate them all.
Number of Piercings: only a few duhhh flaca is the piercing expert/queen
Number of Tattoos: duhhh flaca knows 219,204.1 tattoo artists
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The accident where I lost my hands
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