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Ark

take your hats off to the checkout girls with tattooed backs

About Me

Smoke and mirrors. My superhero power is that of Kidney Stone Girl, I have learned to shoot them out as powerfully as bullets... I wander through perilous terrains in the dark of night to search for all the lost causes of childhood. I crave days of splendid heat. I'm not a fan of the cold but I love the smell of it. I hate the dirty smell of cigarettes but I smoke a pack a day. I'm a homebody. I love my man. I don't like know-it-alls or ignorant people. I like conversations with good people who are capable of good conversation. I want to learn how to fly. I don't tan. I don't like politics or religion. I like to learn about spirituality, but I don't like it when people tell me what to be. I almost have my Holistic Nursing Certificate. I am in my Shamanism Training, but so so far from complete. I have secrets, but none that I haven't shared with my other half. I desire adventure. I don't need physical possessions to make me happy, but I have a few things that I have anyways. I love all of my pets. I am not addicted to sugar. I like tattoos but don't like the price. I can read palms. I dream of survival. I follow my instincts. I spend some afternoons in other dimensions. I dig zombie movies. I believe life and death are merely characters in romance novels.

My Interests

So scattered anymore...

I'd like to meet:

Ligers... If you are not a Liger, don't talk to me.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Music:

Good music is a suitable replacement for whatever my vices are of the week.

Movies:

I watch allot of movies. Unless if I question the psychological well-being of the actors... I don't really care anymore.

Television:

Hate it, but its a good buddy when I'm bored.

Books:

Are good.

Heroes:

Equalists.

My Blog

Curiosity Killed the Kaydee Katty

So, I just realized that since I've moved (and gotten so busy that I wish a week actually meant 9 days) I haven't been online much. Updates: Pretty new phone, actually gorgeous.  I want to marry ...
Posted by *KittY*KittY*BaNg*BaNg* on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:00:00 PST

I *HEART* U TOO

I was reminded to post this blog when I looked up at my windshild this morining and didn't see your message any longer...   A month ago I was driving into work when the sun hit my windshield just...
Posted by *KittY*KittY*BaNg*BaNg* on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

Updating

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Katherine Marie Elvira Van OtterlooBirthday:24-7Birthplace:Mo-Town, COCurrent Location:My PantsEye Color:Green/Blue/Gold and FRECKLES!Hair Color:Mmmmm... Dark C...
Posted by *KittY*KittY*BaNg*BaNg* on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

Ode to my myspace stalkers

So, let's get this straight... No.  I don't want to meet you. No.  I don't want to have an online conversation with someone who thinks it's cute to misspell words or take the vowles out.&nbs...
Posted by *KittY*KittY*BaNg*BaNg* on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:38:00 PST

You know you're my white trash neighbor when...

For the last few years, a really interesting set of people have lived accross the street from me.  Some of them, we have speculated, have severe mental handicaps.  Some of them, again specul...
Posted by *KittY*KittY*BaNg*BaNg* on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:21:00 PST

A poem for the ASS HAT who hit my car

Let me start by saying... SCREW YOU MR. ASS HAT! What?????? Are you really that blind that you didn't see the whole LINE of vehicles clearly STOPPED infront of you. Was it???? The fact that you have t...
Posted by *KittY*KittY*BaNg*BaNg* on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:02:00 PST

Pet Peeves *Becky and Teni started it*

To the people who sing, but can't really.  Keep it in your car/shower/whatever in your own private time, but infront of me is just asking to be judged, harshly.  It totally rubs me the wrong...
Posted by *KittY*KittY*BaNg*BaNg* on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST