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Chris

Dig a hole and plant yourself.

About Me

The life I live is the life for me. No regrets and love for free.AIM SN: ChainsawJack00

My Interests

music, movies, video games, my friends, pretty girls who curse

I'd like to meet:

There's alot of cocky, self ritious people out there. I like meeting new people but no one like that is going to do me or anyone else I know any good. I'll probably just wind up getting in trouble for setting your mailbox on fire or somthing. If you're one of those people don't bother adding or messaging me. Anyone who is themself, can take a joke, dosen't offend easily, and doesn't act like a complete idiot (at least not all the time) is cool with me.

Music:

I listen to alot of different stuff. Oldschool hiphop, Punk, metal, alternative, and whatever's inbetween. Specificly I like, Primus, any Devin Townsend band, most Mike Patton, The Electric Six, Strung Out, Sublime, CKY, Marcy Playground, VAST, Sponge, DEVO, Stone Temple Pilots, Misfits(mostly old... some new), Floggin Molly, Gwar, Run DMC, Guttermouth, Dead Kennedys, Alice in Chains, RATT, Filter, Beastie Boys, Placebo, Beck, Extol, Bad Religon, Agent Orange, Sound Garden, Soilwork, KMFDM, Reverend Horton Heat, Thrice, Deadsy, Dust for Life, The Buzzcocks, Glasseater, The GC5, Small Brown Bike, The Pixies, Grandmaster Flash, The Smut Peddlers, The Accused, Oingo Boingo, Green Jelly, Goldfinger, some Lost Prophets, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Riesgo De Contagio, Rob/White Zombie, Zeke... all kinds of super popular bands like that. Much to my dismay, most of the music I listen to is stuff that I like but no one else I knows has heard of or they simply don't like it... and that's ok. I've always had a thing for that Garbage song, Push it. Also, the U2 song Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me from that Batman Forever soundtrack. I'm very special. I have the helmet to prove it.

Movies:

Logan's Run, Fear and Loathing, Tape Heads, Killer Klowns from Outerspace, Tarantino stuff, The Big Lebowski, The Lady Killers, any other Coen Bros. movies, Payback, Blade 1, 2, 3, Hellboy, The Dark Crystal... fucktons of others.

Television:

I dont have cable so I dont watch much.

Books:

mee no reed gud

Heroes:

Not sure. There really aren't many people worth looking up to.

My Blog

This little piggy is gonna go wee wee wee all the way to the biznank

Holy shit, it's been this long already. I know I've said it before but damn. Another semester gone by and this time my GPA will mostly likely be the non sucky shade of gray I've been striving to ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

The Rawest Shit Ever, Nig

Never have I seen such a retarded whopping whirlwind of shit in my entire life. It's all around us and it seems to be consuming everyone I've been around lately. I've had numerous occurances of bullsh...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

Come poison yourself with me

A week from today will mark the twenty second consecutive year that I've managed to not die. Come get tanked to celebrate my birthday or as a way to cope with the fact th...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:11:00 PST

your mom's a subject

I just woke up like 20 minutes ago and I'm already completely, utterly, skull numbingly bored. Temporary solution: type some shit. So right before I woke up I was having this dream.that I was at a gir...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:54:00 PST

Naked Pictures of Your Mother

So festival was cool. I went Friday and Saturday and then spent all of Sunday hung the fuck over. I did manage to get out of the apartment Sunday night to meet up with the sister and donny at the Day'...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:53:00 PST

"But I don't know how to love, Mommy. You never showed me how."

It seems like every other person I know is getting married or having a kid. It's all around me and hitting a little too close to home and it freaks me out. I guess because it's mor...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

Baaaaaaaaah

I feel like someone shoeved a bike pump into the back of my head and has pumped just one PSI short of splitting my skull open. When I turn the lights on or look outside I wince from the light lik...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

If You Wanna Dine With the Devil... You're Gonna Need a LONG SPOON

Yeah, so I guess winter is over and done with. I guess it kind of makes sence seeing as july is just 4 months away. Just seems like we hardly got any cold weather at all. Don't get me wrong, I'd much ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:37:00 PST

You're no rebel if you're playing it by the rules.

My insides must be turning to goo. At least it seems like they would be. At the rate I'm going I couldn't be much worse off if I had a steady diet of nothing but Creepy Crawlers Plastigoop and lightbu...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:30:00 PST

Pissy Piss Piss On Your Piggy Wiggy Face

Bleeding away the hour again in the fucking computer lab on campus... I hate these keyboards. I want to learn how to make MSX music. Triangle waves and shit. Maybe that's what I'll do tonight after I ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:14:00 PST