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Grendel

bu44ha

About Me

Hello, I have a soft German face with an European edge. My name is Gretchen Kathleen Ulrich. I am one of the akron area and I spend most of my time wasting time. i enjoy urban kite flying, skee-ball, snapping polaroid pictures, roller skating, free style walking, travel and I frequent local shows. ..Bu44ha

My Interests

sunny days, giving that evil eye, cereal and their boxes, writting down my thoughts, randomitity, laser quest, spending money on unnecessary things, nintendo games, my kittens jacques, amadeus, voltron and screamer, parks with swings, aimlessly walking, aimlessly driving, turtles, snail, armadillos, secret relations, sidewalk chalk, Paddy, personalizing possessions, rasberry sorbet, purses, skirts, sleeping in, mountains, worlds largest anything! cigarettes, burger time, gloria swanson, dorks, dinosaurs, cinnamon sugar toast, stickers, uncle alligator/Rax in general, deli pickles, speedway hotdogs, citgo slushies, pretzel dogs, narcotics, hallucigens, daisys and dicks.

I'd like to meet:

Thoughtful, charming, strong, unpredictable, cunning, at random nature/asshole boys in tight pants.

Music:

The Misfits, Intelligent Knives, Sonic Youth, HouseGuest, Devo, Wham!, Beck, The Pixies, Church Builder, Richard Hell, Velvet Underground, The Frogs, Gil Mantara's Party Dream, Grand Buffet, Peter Tosh, David Bowie, Murder City Devils, The Clash, The Dead Milkmen, Beastie Boys, Dead Kennedy's, Ramones, Public Image Ltd, Wesley Willis, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Afroman, The Doors, Televison, X, Johnny Thunders, Lydia Lunch...so so many

Movies:

The Crippled Masters, Dolemite, Sadie Thompson, Disorderlies, Clockwork Orange, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, Decline of Western Civilazation, Harold and Maude, Wizard of Oz, Super Mario Bros, Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool,

Television:

mighty jungle, saved be the bell, unwrapped

Books:

-Days of War Nights of Love ,Crime think for beginners-Adulters Anonymous-We are not men we are Devo!

Heroes:

Rude Dog and the Dweebs, Adolf Hitler

My Blog

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked..

The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain. When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow that is findin...
Posted by Grendel on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:35:00 PST

The dance of oneness and separateness.

Intimacy requires an ability to both merge and be seperate, to come together and be apart. Like oscillating on a giant swing from oneness to seperateness, creating a constant rhythm and, for many, fee...
Posted by Grendel on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:08:00 PST

Also!

Last night i won the three legged race, how fucking sweet is that! Our winning success was due to being tied at the thigh. I have a Zagnut comming my way for that one! Also, i'm too sexy for my shirt....
Posted by Grendel on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:24:00 PST

Too much booze

i have woke up with thine most killer headaches too many days in a row. So thank you to whom (aside from myself) have been contributing to my alcoholism. It is greatly appreciated! You know you mean s...
Posted by Grendel on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:02:00 PST

Post Houseguest

Tonight i watched an excellent show per usual via houseguest. Proceeded by the purchace of "DrunkMix"( $1) compact disc from a crack head at citgo, followed by recieving 4 free cinny tists from a Taco...
Posted by Grendel on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 01:07:00 PST

The Land of Enchanment...

I have arrived home from a most amazing embark to New Mexico, crazy mad in love. Oh the beautiful desert and mountains, Oh gorgeous L. Kingree!
Posted by Grendel on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:49:00 PST

LeBron James Electronically Mailed Me!

Gretchen - Man, I remember when you hugged me at that football game. Bitch you crazy. -LeBron James...
Posted by Grendel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

True Story, Weird Shit.

So i was sitting on market st. across from the elms on the side'rise' ( the scaliest part of town) and I hear some rustling in the bushes lil' bit down the sidewalk. I thought it was weird but whateve...
Posted by Grendel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kittens!

i have recently birthed 4 kittens,  3 weeks of age. pictures will soon be posted! post script.. anyone want one? Also  i just saw houseguest and it was good but would have been better if the...
Posted by Grendel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check it out, delaware!

I am back from the ocean, i now have a new occupation...prostitution! Cash in my pocket is at an all time low. My services range from 10 to 60 dollars in price, i accept cash and personal checks. cont...
Posted by Grendel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST