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Denzel

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About Me

Before you read about me, check out possibly the funniest video ever made:
It kills me, "Fuuuuckin' hell Judy, you are good." And this video pushes it pretty close, check out Noel's great David Brent impression:
Okay, stop laughing. So, about me... In my final year studying Media and Journalism at UWE in Bristol. Bit gutted cos I'm having a wicked good time. Also working for a news agency called Sportsbeat. If you read any newspapers then check out some match reports for teams around the Bristol area, I may have written one of them.
Well, it's quite fun reading about all the dorks I went to school with. If you want to get hold of me, you can try, but chances are if I want to talk to you, I already have your email/number/children.
When I'm done with Uni, I hope to travel. After that, me and my "partner" Giles will be moving to Brighton FOR THE MUSIC SCENE. Okay, not for the music scene. For the action.
This is the best scene in movie history...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alex Perry
Birthday: September 15, 1982
Birthplace: Barnstaple, Devon, England
Current Location: Uni in Bristol
Eye Color: Bluuuuue
Hair Color: Broooown
Height: Six four and three quarters
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left for writing and pool, right everything else.
Your Heritage: English through and through
The Shoes You Wore Today: Velcro Pumas
Your Weakness: Is my sweetness
Your Fears: Birds. It's the beaks...
Your Perfect Pizza: One with a shed load of meat on
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get to 2007
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Probably "Hi"... dumb question
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Do I have morning glory? And is it on show?
Your Best Physical Feature: Umm, you tell me. I'm not vain.
Your Bedtime: When the big hand touches the little hand - like Michael Jackson's.
Your Most Missed Memory: Building den's
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi from a can, coke from a bottle
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's, though BK's chicken burgers are good
Single or Group Dates: Depends who with... if it's the Hitlers, then probably single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Never had Nestea and LIT ain't great
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: When I'm home alone listening to Kelly Clarkson
Do you Shower Daily: Who doesn't?
Have you Been in Love: Indeed
Do you want to go to College: I am there
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: Hmmm...
Do you get Motion Sickness: A bit
Do you think you are Attractive: Gorgeous darling.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're fun
Do you play an Instrument: A little guitar (not literally a LITTLE guitar)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just last night in fact.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only ibuprofen
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup, dumb questions...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: About 5 boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sick
In the past month have you been on Stage: Umm, don't think so
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, last summer I did
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not in the past month
Ever been Drunk: Countless times
Ever been called a Tease: Cheeky
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: With Jessica Alba on my face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Am I not grown up yet?
What country would you most like to Visit: Aaah too many to list
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't really mind
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, but like brunette too
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: Under about five-eight
Weight: Slim
Best Clothing Style: Retro or cool
Number of Drugs I have taken: Smoked weed when I was young and retarded enough to think it was cool
Number of CDs I own: I would guess just over 100
Number of Piercings: None that I use
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No point in regret, you can't change it
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Adam Sandler
Jim Carrey
Gareth Keenan
Gervais and Merchant
Mike Myers
Billie Joe Armstrong
Ryan Giggs
Dave Grohl
Eric Cantona
Andrei Kanchelskis

And the guys who made this:

Mario Twins

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My Blog

The third awesome game: CLASSIC WRESTLERS

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Awesome people we went to school with

I'll start... Andrew Moppet
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:09:00 GMT

The best game ever: awesome 90s footballers

Okay, so we're sat around and we're incredibly bored. We start to reminisce the great days of the 1990s, and some of the incredible footballing talent on show in the Premier League. Here's what I...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:06:00 GMT