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Anthony

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About Me


About my personality: I could be described as depressive, creative, underexpressive, and perhaps unintentionally funny depending on who you talk to. I'm also one of those weirdo "perfectionist" types. In fact, it kind of shows in this profile. Just try to find a misspelled word, I dare you :). (Update: with the exception of the purposefully-left typos in one or more of those poem blogs I wrote)About my attitude: I'm all over the place, but usually I stick to my "eh, whatever" nonchalant attitude, depending on who I'm with. I also like to mix that in with a little "fuck you bitches" and a little "I'm a cooler guy than everyone else". Oh yah, and unfortunately I seem to be a bit hypersensitive, stubborn, and worrysome. But die.About my life: I'm an office chair potato, and so far I don't like doing things such as "dance", "party", or "race automobiles in an illegal fashion", but I do occasionally play video games at my friend's house (yay!). Look over there if you are dying to know what I do like to do.About you: IF after all of that you are interested in talking to me, feel free to send me a message. I will probably have nothing better to do than respond to it. But, talk to me before you try to add me, or I'll deny your ass. And make sure you aren't interested in me sexually first (not that it happens anyway), I'm not interested so don't bother!And wow, a pretty cool personality breakdown thing:
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I like spending time with my woman. I also like music, movies, television, books and heroes. Gladly those categories are conveniently spliced into their own sections.I almost forgot to mention my mad NetQuake skills. Bizarro! I also play some mean M:TG, and if you don't know what that is, it certainly doesn't matter to you.

I'd like to meet:

Friends who have things in common with me, and therefore do not answer to the names of Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, James Hetfield, Pikachu, Marmalade Boy, Teddy Ruckspin, Pubert, Cocaine, Marijuana, Meth, Magic Johnson, Britney Spears, Abba Zabba, Jackhole, Richie Rich, Cartman, Pepto Bismol, Dr. Anything M.D., Death, Jesus, Cuba Gooding Jr., Osama Bin Anything, Bowser, Barney, George W. Bush, or Barnicle Fucker. (Disclaimer: Please understand that I have no political affiliation, I just hate the fuck out of some George W. Bush)

Music:

Mostly rock, metal, alternative, ska, punk, weird stuff and electronica. Here are some examples from what I've got:

Punk/Ska: Beatsteaks, Rancid, Five Iron Frenzy, GOB, MAD CADDIES, MEPHISKAPHELES, Mest, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Suicide Machines, THE AQUABATS, The Hippos, Unwritten Law, Goldfinger, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, No Doubt (old stuff)
Alternative/"New Wave"/Weirdness: Bjork, Joy Division, The Happy Mondays, Cake, DJ Spooky, Fugazi, LAMB, OURS, Replicants, SLEEPER, Stereolab, The Human League, TWEAKER, VAST, Weird Al, Dandy Warhols, AISLERS SET, THE RENTALS, Counting Crows, Grandaddy
Gothic/Industrial: Front Line Assembly, Leaether Strip, Activate Morlack, Cobalt 60, GARY NUMAN, Neotropic, Nine Inch Nails, PROJECT PITCHFORK, Razed In Black, Synapscape, The Faint, Velvet Acid Christ, VOID CONSTRUCT, In Strict Confidence, NUMB
Death/Metal: Lamb of God, ALIEN ANT FARM, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, Deftones, Dredg, Earshot, FEAR FACTORY, FILTER, Finntroll, GARDENIAN, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, MEGADETH, Metallica (old stuff), Moonspell, Mushroomhead, NIGHTWISH, Opeth, Probot, Rammstein, Sevendust, SLIPKNOT, Snake River Conspiracy, Soilwork, STATIC-X, System Of A Down, Systematic, Therion, Tool, TOTENMOND, Windir, Kittie, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Demon Hunter
Rock: DAVID BOWIE, Harvey Danger, Oleander, Peter Gabriel, Radiohead, Robert Palmer, ROLLING STONES, Rush, SCREAMING TREES, Talking Heads, Ted Nugent, THE PIXIES, The Presidents Of The United States Of America, TOM PETTY, Tracy Bonham, VERUCA SALT, WEEZER, LEMONHEADS, Aerosmith, Collective Soul, Cracker, Iggy Pop
Hard Rock/Grunge Era: Local H, Live (old stuff), ALICE IN CHAINS, Andrew WK, Candlebox, Chevelle, Danzig, DINOSAUR JR., FOO FIGHTERS, Hole, Nirvana, PEARL JAM, Primus, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, Seether, SILVERCHAIR, Smashing Pumpkins, SOUNDGARDEN, THE DARKNESS, Three Days Grace, THE TOADIES, Machines Of Loving Grace, Social Distortion, Bush, Everclear, SPONGE, Stone Temple Pilots
Homo Rock/Poppy Bullshit: Diffuser, Sparta, The Exies, Treble Charger, Interpol
Electronic/Disco-like: Hybrid, Jamiroquai, JUNO REACTOR, LEFTFIELD, Moby (old stuff), Paul Oakenfold, Plaid, Regular Fries, UNDERWORLD, Daft Punk, Lords Of Acid, ORBITAL, PAOLO BIGAZZI, Prodigy, New Deal, Autechre, Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, Jon The Dentist

Movies:

Here are a couple of my favorites: Mulholland Drive, Happiness, Waking Life, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Big Fish, Amores Perros, Requiem For A Dream, Legend Of Drunken Master, Amelie, Adaptation, Big Trouble In Little China, Tape, Play It Again Sam, Napoleon Dynamite (the first movie I EVER bought)Oh yah, directors/writers too (pretty much from the above movies): Stanley Kubrick, Richard Linklater, David Lynch, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Woody Allen

Television:

OCCASIONALLY I watch TV. Who gives a fuck? I don't even have cable.

Books:

Fuck books, if I want to read something I'll read some subtitles.

Heroes:

Samantha... and David Bowie too (just so Sam doesn't get lonely in the Heroes box).

My Blog

Cruisin' to Yo Mama's House

So I found out last week that the transmission on my old 1990 Integra is probably going bad. It's a piece of shit automatic transmission, which Acura is not famous for in the least. So, I bought a new...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

Weirdest Thing Ever

So my toe was hurting today and I took off my sock to see what the pain was coming from. To my surprise, several strands of hair had somehow found their way into my sock, wrapped themselves around my ...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:02:00 PST

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a mofogin PS3!

I bet nobody thought I'd get one. I totally impulse bought a PS3 the other day. You heard it, I felt bored and bought one. It feels liberating to be able to do that. I don't care if people think it su...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

New Phone, New Pictures

I got a Sony Ericsson k750i, it's freaking sweet. I put like, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Street Fighter 2 on it. And, best of all it has a 2 megapixel camera on it. I'm a total nerd. So, I thought I woul...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

Thinking Stuff

i've noticed over time that being either completely agreeable or completely disagreeable is the telltale sign that someone is a liar. nobody really exists at either of these extremes. i get nervous a...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:42:00 PST

More Poetry That I Written

Wooooooah I took two Tylenol today instead of the customary one, I feel weird. Anyway, a while back my friend Arion and I collaborated on this remake of Dr. Seuss's "Green Eggs and Ham". We thought it...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:09:00 PST

Bash.org

I remember looking at Bash.org a long time ago but I recently re-discovered how funny some of this shit is. Visit the site! It's a great way to use up extra time at work. It's geeky a lot of the time,...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:28:00 PST

Don't read me, I'm depressing

have you ever reached the point in your life where you become nothing but a culmination of mistakes and burdens to other people? i think i've reached that point. i'm sure that at some point i'll turn ...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST

A Stupid Blog Announcement

I am quite happy to announce to all 2 subscribers of my blog (who coincidentally, already know what I'm about to announce) that I have a JOB!!! Wow!!! This is the first job I've held since like, 4 mon...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST

Up late poetry date

so i was up late tonight and i couldn't sleep at all so i was thinking i'd write out some random poem and here it went. ((((((((((((((START POEM))))))))))))))i live in a town called nothingmy butt ree...
Posted by Tunabreath Garlichead on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:43:00 PST