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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: BTJ KILLA
Birthday: 4-20
Birthplace: abortion gone wrong
Current Location: Hays America
Eye Color: forgot
Hair Color: balding
Height: more fat than tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: i jerk off with both
Your Heritage: I drink like a Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: air jordans
Your Weakness: crack
Your Fears: crack shortage
Your Perfect Pizza: any kind, I am a fat loser
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose my virginity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tyler, you suck at life
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need a drink to ease my pain
Your Best Physical Feature: I'll get back to you on that one...
Your Bedtime: whenever my mom makes me
Your Most Missed Memory: Being popular
Pepsi or Coke: I tried to snort coke once but, got an icecube stuck up my nose
MacDonalds or Burger King: I am the Burger King
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Aids
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: weed
Do you Swear: only when I'm really horny
Do you Sing: again when I am horny
Do you Shower Daily: anyone who knows me, knows this answer
Have you Been in Love: with a dog, I told him then he licked himself and left the room
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: I used to
Do you get Motion Sickness: when the room is spinning when I'm drunk
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: My mother tried to give me a coat hanger abortion and my dad is a drunken womanizer, Yes I couldn't ask for better parents
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute only
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:&..39;
In the past month have you Smoked: crack only
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i am high as shit right now
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: only to rape little vietnamese boys
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been on Stage:
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but, I just took one
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I am really self consious about my body
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no but, this survey is stealing my pride and dignity
Ever been Drunk: i fell off the wagon in 1972
Ever been called a Tease: no, I fuck on the first date
Ever been Beaten up: just for my milk money on Tuesday
Ever Shoplifted: condoms for and easy cleanup
How do you want to Die: asap
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: competive eater
What country would you most like to Visit: the homeland....Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: any
Weight: If her boobs stick out further than her belly she is not fat
Best Clothing Style: barrell with suspenders
Number of Drugs I have taken: 74
Number of CDs I own: 1, No Strings Attached, by N'Sync
Number of Piercings: Price Albert
Number of Tattoos: barbwire around the shaft of my penis
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I have never made a decision i have not regret
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Robert Earl Keen, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Dave Matthews Band, Jack Johnson, Old Crow Medicine Show, Jason Boland, James McMurtry, Dwight Yoakam, Johnny Cash, 311, Cory Morrow, Chris Knight, Steve Earle, Stoney Larue, Bleu Edmondson, Full Throttle, Jackson Taylor Band, The Great Divide, Van Morrison, Willie, Tom Petty, Boston, Reckless Kelly, Mickey and the Motorcars, The White Stripes, Wade Bowen, Grant Hamilton Band, Hayes Carll etc.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE (W.O.F.), PRICE IS RIGHT (THE P.I.R.), JEOPARDY, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, King of Queens
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