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About Me

I was conceived in the great country of Kenya; which for those of you who do not know, it is located in East Africa. As soon as I learned to run, let us not get that confused with learning to walk, because you cannot run efficiently until you are about 12 years of age which I just so happened to be. I fled from the country via barefeet and my thick black skin. I made my way down to Tanzania from my point of birth, Nairobi. I stayed in the area that is now Tabora, Tanzania formerly known as Tanganyika and Zanzibar, until I was age fifteen. In the duration of my stay, I discovered man's greatest gift, the gift of sex. In Tanzania, one could engage in sexual acts in as much as twenty one-on-one sessions and up to three group sessions a day. This daily or weekly process was "fine and dandy" until the white man invented the HIV virus to keep the black man down from our unmatched sexual feats. I believe the white man was jealous and had to put an end to almost one thousand years of raw and beautiful sexual behavior. I have yet to go back to my native lands because of the vast spreading of the virus. A friend of mine in Tabora by the name of Kalebi Shayo helped me get to where I needed to go next. We arrived in Sumbawanga, not to be confused with Chumba Wumba, and showed me an automobile. I got knocked down, but I got up again in amazement because there in front of was a Jeep; let me tell you mon, travel was much faster now. We journeyed from Sumbawanga to Zanzibar in only one day. We only had to stop once for sex of course, and gasoline. After we were "fueled up" he continued telling me of this peaceful place we were headed to. The island we planned on going to live on was known as Jamaica. I have heard many stories of this place it was known as a paradise; very unlike a pair of dice. We took a small ship, which was built by Kalebi's friend in Zanzibar. It took about two weeks and one hundred percent Marula wood to be completed. For those who are unfamilar with Marula, it is a beautiful and sensually strong wood. I felt a debt to these kind people of Zanzibar so I asked Kalebi if we could stay and work for them for a while. To hasten things up a bit, we stayed about five years and in that time Kalebi was killed when we were attacked buy a nearby village of glungulas. If it were not for Manzaga, my life too would of been lost. He was a well known chief of the Zanzibar area which I had not met yet until we were attacked. He slaughtered all the attackers mostly by himself with the aid of his knives and spears. I told Manzaga that I was forever grateful and in debt to him, but at first it did not appear that he understood. It turns out that he was Gujarati and myself being part of the Dorobo peoples had a very different language. I searched for someone who could translate for me what I was trying to say to Manzaga. A week later I came across a Man by the name of Habieb who was familiar with many tongues including Gujarati and English. I spent the next year or so with Habieb learning both languages. I thanked Habieb with sexual favors and more help around the village. I found Manzaga a few days later and told him how great it was saving me from the attack the previous year. He said, "I do not remember such an attack but if you are so greatful than you pleasure me now." I performed oral sex until he was satisfied, about seventeen minutes or so. He said, "Call me Manish." He was a interesting mon, who happen to speak thirteen languages. When I asked him which thirteen languages he spoke, he replied, "Fuck off." Well, after I finished my "jobs" and "tasks" in and around the "area" I went back to Mr. Shayo's friend the boatmaker. I was so happy to learn this mon still had me boat ready after the years. He told me to make my way to Madagascar; there would be people with ships who can take me to Jamaica. He supplied me with the money and creams needed to pay these mon. After a what seemed like a very long time, I made my Anatananarivo or "Madagascar." I found me way to these men using the map I was giving by the boatmaker and a pleasure session to random people who offered information. A few months and many pleasures later, I was on my journey to Jamaica, pair of dice. When we arrived this nice people had living quarters set up for me, a shack like housing unit near the water. In time I learned how to fish and learned the ways of the nice people here. To make a really long story short mon, I made my way to Jamaica where I have lived ever since, had two or three sons and a myriad of daughters; we all live quite happily. I now own my own business and am doing very well sexually.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet George Bush and the world leaders to consult them on Darfur. I would explain to them the Darfur conflict is an ongoing armed conflict in Sudan, mainly between the Janjaweed, a militia group recruited from the tribes of the Abbala (camel-herding Arabs), and the non-Baggara people (mostly land-tilling tribes) of the region. The Sudanese government, while publicly denying that it supports the Janjaweed, "hands" out sexual favors, has provided arms and assistance and has participated in joint attacks with the group, systematically targeting the Fur, Zaghawa, and Massaleit ethnic groups in Darfur. The conflict began in July 2003. Unlike in the Second Sudanese Civil War, which was fought between the primarily Muslim north and Christian and Animist south, in Darfur most of the residents are Muslim, as are the Janjaweed. Estimated number of deaths in the conflict have ranged from 50,000 to 450,000. Most use the 400,000, a figure from the Coalition for International Justice that has since been cited by the United Nations. As many as 2.5 million are thought to have been displaced. The mass media have described the conflict as both "ethnic cleansing" and "genocide." The U.S. Government has described it as genocide, although the United Nations has declined to do so. After fighting worsened in July and August 2006, on August 31, 2006, the United Nations Security Council approved Resolution 1706 which called for a new 20,000-troop UN peacekeeping force to supplant or supplement a poorly funded, ill-equipped 7,000-troop African Union Mission in Sudan peacekeeping force. Sudan strongly objected to the resolution and said that it would see the UN forces in the region as foreign invaders. The next day, the Sudanese military launched a major offensive in the region. But, then again, who cares mon? At least I got my plants.

My Blog

Smoking Weed

How many people smoke da weed in other parts of the world?  Get back to me on that mon.  I used to do that all the time but since I have kids present only once a week.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Oct 2004 01:35:00 GMT

Come to Jamaica?

If have said dis before, if anybody cares to stay with me in Jamaica or just comin to veesit let me know because I will gladly pay for the plane tickets.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Oct 2004 13:31:00 GMT

Sex with the animals II.

I have bin gettin' email sayin' sex wit da animals is wrong mon, I need to know whatchu think?
Posted by on Fri, 08 Oct 2004 16:07:00 GMT

Spread the love!!!

I jus wantchu people to know it is good to share The Love!!! With friends, neighbors, pets, everybody!!! Except for familee of course, that is just sick mon. http://www.mp3-search.us/download-Bob_Marl...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Oct 2004 21:07:00 GMT

What goes on in me mind?

If anyone out there cares to know about me deep thoughts let me know, send me a message. What I am sayin' is if anyone cares to know about my views and any questions about life I am sure I can he...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Oct 2004 15:48:00 GMT

Sex with the animals.

I have sex with animals on a regular basis mon, and what I am saying is if da mon upstairs did not want us to have the sex with animals they wouldn't hump our legs in da first place.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Oct 2004 15:43:00 GMT