Welcome - PLEASE read this....
~Robert the Hair
www.leathermystics.com
Leather Models Wanted Nothing nude or untasteful. Mostly renaissance, gothic, and alternative fetish wear.
Will trade leather for modeling.
Local models prefered.
I need to update my websites and need all body types to show off my leather clothing. Ages 18-50+. Need mostly women but I need a couple of more muscular men for my men's line.
...just message me.
Please read all of this before contacting Me....
I am here to showcase My leather works and meet unique and interesting and INTELLIGENT people. People that will compliment My life - not suck it out of Me.
If you are a directionless bimbo, twit, idiot, dipshit, moron, or airheaded spaz - please don't waste My time.
Don't bother adding Me as a friend unless you plan to BE one. I am not here to collect "friends" on MySpace. I do not need to have 45,689 "friends" to make myself feel important. I'd rather have REAL friends then total strangers that call themselves "friends" here. If you request to add Me as a friend, I'll expect you to actually message Me on occasion. If you do not, I will likely delete you within a few weeks.
Look!! A bio that isn't ALL bullshit!! (unlike yours........)
Please read all of this before contacting me....
Yes, there really is more to me than just hair.
If you want to know about My leather and the goings-on with My shop, then go to the home page of My website and sign up for the newsletter. New design releases, product updates, and SPECIAL DISCOUNTS are sent out to My newsletter subscribers.
I'm in a solid, lifetime relationship with Leah (see friends) whom I love dearly. She has changed so much of me, my life, how I view it, and how it can be - and all for the better. She is not only incredibly gifted, but gorgeous. Not just smart, but sexy. To say 'she rocks my world' would be an understatement.... she rocks the core of my very existence. She is my life, my love, and my muse. She and my son Alex are the two most important people in my life - that means the best YOU could ever hope for is THIRD! deal or piss off.
I am not interested in leeches or vampires that take and do not give back. I can give a lot of myself for others but I can no longer save the lifeless lost.
If you are not evolved and enriching - move on....
I get along much better with women than men. Men are generally assholes. (Lucky for me I'm not gay or I'd REALLY have problems...!). Almost all my closest friends are women.
Leah accepts that for being who I am.. But, being my partner, any that come into my life must pass her approval (and she can smell BS a mile away so don't try to snow her). If you cannot genuinely and honestly be her friend, you'll not be mine.
I like singing karaoke, but I wait until late when everyone's drunk and they think I sound good.
I only like to drink beer if it's room temperature.
Mojito or Greyhound is my drink of choice.
I'm self-employed and on the road a lot doing Renaissance Faires, SCA, and BDSM / Fetish events along the west coast.
I'm completely dysfunctional - you don't like it? piss off.
If you've made it this far and still think you want to talk to me, here are a few clues in advance as to whether I'd be interested in you or not:
1) If a majority of your pics has your wearing a baseball cap or a cowboy hat, keep surfing....
2) If the best primary picture you have of yourself is of you holding a fish - keep surfing....
3) If you think sex appeal is directly proportional to the size of 4X4 tires or off-road vehicles - keep surfing.....
4) If your shoulders, ribcage, waist, and hip measurements are within less than 2 inches of each other - keep surfing........
5) If you can't type an average sentence using the proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling - keep surfing.....
6) If you're a militant vegan - keep surfing....
7) If you still believe the size of a man's penis is directly proportional to his belt buckle - keep surfing.....
8) If you have more ink than skin - keep surfing....
9) If you have more metal in your face and head than I have under the hood of my car - keep surfing.......
Yahoo: robertthehair2002
AOL: castagere
The Leather Mystic...
The hair is the only redeeming quality.
www.LeatherMystics.com
Leather Mystics
Costuming and garb for faire, SCA, LARP, and stage! Leather bodices,
gauntlets, gloves, shackles, pants, jerkins, armor, belts, and more!
More Hairball Pics...
psycho chat hot lines:
Yahoo: robertthehair2002
AOL: castagere
THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ
The Washington Fantasy Faire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl4PmtDgxJA
WE'LL BE THERE..... WILL YOU....???