Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social]

About Me

I'm Theresa.
I really don't care what you think of me.
If I don't think about me, you don't need to.
I would rather have my fingernails pulled out than see any animal hurt(puppies especially)
Hazel is my lover and keeper of my secrets.
I am sarcastic and have a very dry sense of humor. Get over it.
It's the internet. I don't care about what 'insult' you spend 5 hours trying to come up with to call me.
Internet arguments entertain me, as do most other mindless things such as spinning in circles, and ripping the wings off of house flies.
I am a Girl Scout and fiercely proud of it
Daria is my hero.
I like poetry.
I like to poke dead things with a stick.
I hate most TV.
I like symmetry, and arranging things into patterns.
Swimming is glorious.
Camp Nawakwa is too.
I'm a vegan. Fuck off.
PETA can kiss my white ass
My fantasy trumps your reality any day
Belching feels good. (just say 'excuse me')
Without manners the world will never communicate.
Remember 'please' 'thank you' 'you're welcome' and hold the door, and say 'hello' to a random stranger.
I believe that personal attacks show no intelligence.
I will knock you down on the soccer field.
I will trip you on the soccer field
I won't say sorry
I'm done.
Fascinations
Faeries
Foreign Accents
Black
Blue
Singing
Acting
Dancing
Fashion
Make Up
Psychology
Self Control
Drinking Water
Swimming
Camp Nawakwa
Long Hot Showers
Disfascinations
Controling People
Large Crowds
Resturants/Public Eateries
Stress
Naked Old Ladies in The Locker-room
Being Noticed
Being Called Hot/Sexy
Compliments
Ugg Boots
Stretch Fit Jeans
Myspace Layouts - Default Myspace Layouts
Myspace Codes - Myspace Generators - Myspace Backgrounds
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?

My Interests

I like to knit, read, screw around .., run, rollerblade, bike, take photos. I enjoy meeting new people.

I'd like to meet:

I have a list ;)Douglas Adams (author of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"), David Pelzer (author of "A Child Called It" Series), Monty Python cast, Aretha Franklin, Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Susanna Kaysen, Mel Brooks, Edgar Allen Poe, Dalton Trumbo, David Sedaris, Frank McCourt, Anne Frank, There's just so many!!!!
Your Birthdate: July 21
You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.

Your strength: Your thirst for adventure

Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures

Your power color: Hot pink

Your power symbol: Figure eight

Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Music:

Simon and Garfunkel, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin,The Beatles, Vanessa Carlton, Letters to Cleo, Spiderbait, TLC, Lindsay Lohan, Sugar Ray, Lifehouse, The Mamas and the Papas, Cat Stevens, The Andrew Sisters, Burt Bacharach, Dionne Warwick, Elton John, Mercury Rev, Elefant, Skinbelly, Fiona Apple, The Manhattan Transfer, U2, James Brown and the list goes on... >

Movies:

Monty Python, Jim Carrey, Mel Brooks,Matilda Anything with Wynona Ryder or Dakota Fanning OR Haley Joel Osmond.

Television:

Law & Order, and Degrassi- The Next Generation, Daria ...

Books:

Cruddy, Johnny Got His Gun, Stick Figure, Gary Paulsen, Holocaust books, Makes Me Wanna Holler, In cold Blood, Man's Search for Meaning, Dress Your Family in Courderoy and Denim, Devil in the White City, A Tale of Two Cities...

Heroes:

My Lord Jesus Christ (just kidding) Teachers, because they put up with me!! and anyone who lends a helping hand just to make someone else's day go better. And I also am madly obsessed with superman..who is so much better than spiderman!!

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My Blog

Mischief Night

Mischief NightI never believed in all that Halloween fluff. Kids dressin' up in costumesJust to get a year long Sugar fix.Went out running on MischiefNight. I ...
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:20:00 PST

Thoughts on autumn

Thoughts on Autumn Please, before you sweep Leaves away from the green grass, Think of their beauty. How brillant the bright Red, oranges, and yellows Contrast the green grass ...
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:22:00 PST

Goddamned Coke

Goddammned Coke And we workedallgoddamned dayfor that half bottle ofwatered downcoke. White streaks onour faces wheresweatrolled down in the distanceabove the heat shimmerswe saw rows of muted greensa...
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:34:00 PST

City of Runners

City of Runners Feet beat down on the pavement,as the sun beats down on the bare backs. Pounding out the rhythm of the street.One-two. One-two. One foot in front of another, onemore breath inhard to...
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:08:00 PST

Lying in the sky (haiku)

Our arms reaching out,we imagine we can flylying in the sky.
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:08:00 PST

Death by fire (slam poem)

Death by fire. Death.By.Fire 6 million gone Why? Because some fire breathing,hate mongering, amphetamine addictednut job who decided that they Must die. Blacklisted, yellow starred against...
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

Return to Butterflies (haiku)

Floating among thedaises, I await for yourreturn to the spring.
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:27:00 PST

Rooftop Conversationalist

Rooftop ConversationalistHe handed me his wine glass before opening the window screen and stepping out onto the roof above the entrance to the apartment building. Turning around, I handed him the two ...
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:30:00 PST

Saggy Boobs and Locker Rooms

Saggy boobs and Locker rooms Ahh, yes. The 'Y'. I work there now, as a swim instructor AKA overpaid babysitter ($6.50 per hour). I walked in on my first day and was welcomed by the nose tingling smell...
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:34:00 PST

Bathroom Confessions

Bathroom ConfessionsPeople profess theirlove for each other on thecool, pink bathroom stalls.Hoping that their lovewill last as long as the inkthey so calouslyScribbled onto thebathroom wall, not know...
Posted by Theresa [Delightfully Anti-social] on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:38:00 PST