About Me

i am interested (in NO particular order) music, baseball, reuniting with old friends, my girlfriend, gay marriage, bud light, menthol cigarettes, little people, the discovery channel, donny duetsch, gambling, honda motors, 9/11 consperacy theories, diet coke, family values, judaism, shirts, the internet, food, the white sox, tattoos, tight asses, christy's glasses, brian my iguana friend, shoes, socks, beavers, baby seals, hedgehogs, prairie dogs, field mice, macaulay culkin, track jackets, garage sales, craigslist, my figurine collection and travel.

ME AND MY BABY. GREAT PICS! ENJOY!!!

My Interests

i've already written these in my "about me" section. therefore, i ask that you look there for answers.thanks dude.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet ozzie guillen, aaron rowand, brian anderson-he's witty, i like that... scotty pods, bobby jenks...the entire white sox active roster actually...paula abdul, kevin federline-no seriously. ummm...i really wanna meet michael j fox, little people, carlos menica...etc. i dunno... anyone who makes me laugh is always fun to be around...

Music:

ok...i love screeching weasel, apocalypse hoboken, oblivion, slapstick, beastie boys, postal service, sidekick kato, nofx, motley crue, beatles, beach boys, pink floyd, green day, (dookie and before then ONLY) ramones, too $hort, ice cube, dr. dre, erasure, hole, bone thugs, ani di, AYA, britney spears, nsync, U2, lotsa 80's music, J&ungle, house, the chili peps, guns n roses, the queers, vindictives, pink lincolns, less than jake, (pre sellout lol) madonna, weezer, luscious jackson, michael jackson, sublime, frank sinatra, AC/DC, the police, sting, biggie, 2 pac, crass, operation ivy, no doubt, gwen, three dollar bill, tenacious d, paul simon, phil collins, peter gabriel, sinead o'connor, cyndi lauper, ANFG, paula abdul, the gogo's, belinda carlisle, i accidentally got into linkin park a lil bit... I ABSOLUTELY HATE: maroon 5, fastball, led zeppelin, blink 182, puff daddy, ludacris, oasis, jessica simpson, ashley simpson, dave mathews, wall flowers...etc..

Movies:

et
school of rock
wet hot american summer
boondock saints
adventures in babysitting
don't tell mom the babysitter's dead
ferris bueler's day off
road trip
royal tenenbaums
billy madison
50 first dates
bound
better than chocolate
a league of their own
national lampoon's vacation series
van wilder
the big lebowski
if these walls could talk 2
napoleon dynamite
goonies
stand by me
big man on campus(NO-NOT "dead" man on campus)
scary movie 1,2,3
ace ventura
bruce almighty
major league
wedding singer
who framed roger rabbit?
naked gun 1,2,3
basketball diaries
spaceballs there's more and i will add them when i think of them... mmm hmmm...

Television:

THE L WORD, FAMILY GUY, ROSEANNE, SOUTH PARK, OZ, DRAWN TOGETHER, MILLIONAIRE, JEOPARDY, MATCH GAME, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, WHITE SOX BASEBALL, ETC.

Books:

reading's for the weak.

Heroes:

my mom, my grandma, batman and spiderman.

My Blog

your mom opens the house

my mom asked me to go with her to stevenson highschool for zachy's sophomore open house tonight.as most of you know, my stepdad passed away 3 years ago, and my mom didn't want to go alone. so i went w...
Posted by BEAN on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:40:00 PST

IF YOU MISSED IT!!!!!!

HERE IS CHRISTY SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. ENJOY!!!! .. width="425" height="350">..> ...
Posted by BEAN on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:24:00 PST

brian

i was looking through craigslist (whatelse is new?)well, actually i browse the "free stuff" section everyday.i found a lady who is giving away her female iguana. soooo, today, christy and i are going ...
Posted by BEAN on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:06:00 PST

THIS FUCKING LOSER!

ladies and gentlemen, this is MARK. he decided to send me a friend request and i have no idea why.take a look...pasted below are the kind emails we sent to each other...i honestly have NO tolerance fo...
Posted by BEAN on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:36:00 PST

yeah baby

i signed up for this cuz it's legit.it shows you who's looked at your page.the catch? well, it's free to sign up and easy as hell, HOWEVER, people who are signed up for it are the only ones who you ca...
Posted by BEAN on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:26:00 PST

i am NOT obsessed with myself.

ok yes i am. in the words of carrie, spoken to me: "you love you" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i'm fuckin sexy.
Posted by BEAN on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:21:00 PST

this one's for the girl.

no, not MY girl. she's not a fuckin idiot....
Posted by BEAN on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:42:00 PST

for ALL of myspace to seeeee

why is it that tom chooses to perform "maintenance" on people's profiles on the day of their birth? how am i sposta leave a happy birthday comment for a friend if tom's leavin cum shots all ove...
Posted by BEAN on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:55:00 PST

and just so you know:

i have THE best girlfriend and it truely sucks that i didn't meet her sooner. although, everything happens for a reason, so yay. but either way, i la la love her. her name's christy, incase there ...
Posted by BEAN on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:58:00 PST

read this. :)

hey everyone how are yous? well, i got some responses to my blog entitled "you're hilarious" both good and bad. i want to tell you all FROM MY brain to the computer to your eyes that i have every r...
Posted by BEAN on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:55:00 PST