Ni[gg]les

My name is Niles Alex Pistole. I breathe fire and I can shoot lasers out of my eyes. I was born when God decided to combine Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, Samuel L. Jackson, Bob Marley, Bruce Lee, Charlemagne, Dave Chapelle, Brad Pitt, Katt Williams, Genghis Khan, Blackbeard, Snoop Dogg, and Winston Churchill into one ultimately superior entity. I came from the womb with a loaded strap in each hand and 23 gunshot wounds, I learned how to roll blunts from Fidel Castro, and I have three seats in the Senate all to myself. But this is all common knowledge - I'll get to the parts that aren't blatantly obvious now. I live to feel and to experience. What I want in life is to seek all the beauty there is to be found in the world, in nature, in people, and within myself. I want to see every corner of the earth. I've been to the UK and Ireland so far. I'm in a loving relationship with Abby Donnell and I've never been happier. :) I love , rafting, climbing, and hiking. I'm a freshman at MTSU with an undeclared major. I cook like a pro. I love to cuddle. I'm not full of plans and I don't have anything figured out. I have more good friends than I could ever count. I fear no human and acknowledge the authority of none over me. I'm very open and up front with people. I'm a musician, artist, poet, and writer. I like to party and have a good time. I like to be around people and I like to be alone. I'm probably the last person awake in this whole city every night. The lights go out and the streets empty and I'm the last and only person on earth.