So anyway, you want to know about me, Francine Frehzinsky. I am a Libra and rather shifty. I'll lie, cheat and steal to get what I want. It's my parents' fault. They raised me that way.
I've been married 16 times but they all met unfortunate ends. God rest the souls of each and every one of my dear sweet departed life partners! Luckily, due to generous insurance policies, I no longer have to work for a living. Being a hooker, I mean performance artist was tiring indeed! Standing around in leotards and fur skirts while chatting up painfully shy fat men through their car windows is not my idea of the fast track to career heaven. Especially while contorting myself trying to convey the tragedy of the dying light and lack of inner peace a tortured artist such as myself must endure.
I like to receive diamonds and roses whenever possible. Big ass roses that are obviously genetically altered and flawless diamonds that are pawn shop friendly.