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About Me

The name's Ziggy. My pals call me by numerous names - none of which are ziggy. My favorite is Mackel D. Rones. It makes me sound like the badass rapper I always dreamt of being.I have two really cool house guests. The male, his name is Josh. His hair is a lot like mine and he runs the house that I live in. I know that he runs the show because whenever I shit on the floor (which is more often than I'd like to admit) he's the one that chews me out and puts me outside.Josh has got this lady friend, Amanda. She moved in about a year and a half ago. I think they're married. She always wants to cuddle with me and invade my personal bubble. I don't mind her. I kind of like her a bit. She feeds me treats and talks to me in a really high voice. It makes my tail wag real fast - that usually means I like something.My favorite dog food is Gravy Train. My favorite toy is my "Peerkle". My favorite treats are rawhides. I like to hide them underground so I can never eat them again.
I'm the old school schooler from the school of hard knocks, I'll be spray paintin' dicks on your postal mailbox.
I'm more badass than you'll ever know, So do a dawg a favor and fetch me a ho!
I'm tha king of the castle, just wait til I call. Don't fuckin' say nuthin' 'bout me missin' my balls!
I like to go poopin' and chew on raw bones, Just remember one thing - My friends call me the 'Gones!
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My Interests

I could lick my asshole and genital region all day long if my owners let me. They have no idea.I like to sniff the air and hang out in the street, but every time I walk out in the street I get yelled at. I remember one time, this huge metal dog wanted to play with me in the street. So, we wrestled and he won and just ran away. I sustained a pretty brutal injury. I had a ginormous skin flap just hanging in the breeze. I had to get stitches.

I'd like to meet:

Other dogs. People that like dogs. Big tittied, hot bellly dancers!

Heroes:

My hero is my neighbor, Mick. He has to share his backyard with these two yappy bitches. Poodles. Not only are these bitches annoying, they are fugly. It looks like they're wearing sunglasses, but really they just have eye boogers dried all over their faces. Their nipples hang all the way down to the ground. If dogs had Doggy Welfare - They'd be eating that shit up! But dogs would have to have Doggy F.D.R. before they could have Doggy Welfare. So far, there has not been a dog elected to any political office. And that is why I think Mick should be the first dog president.

My Blog

I invented asshole!

It's been a while since I've destroyed something near and dear to my roommate's hearts; so I went ahead and made up for my months of neglect today. Josh has been spending less time at home with me lat...
Posted by The Gones on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:36:00 PST

The stomach....It churns...

Posted by The Gones on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

Ziggy Warhol...

Josh and Amanda just don't know how to appreciate a good piece of art. ...Bastards.
Posted by The Gones on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:36:00 PST

What happens when I eat grass?

Apparently this happens... All over the basement. Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh yow yow yow. nuh nuh nuh. Weeeowah (that was me singing the guitar if you couldn't figure it out)!!!! I R...
Posted by The Gones on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

I was "cute" today....fuck.

Geez. How many times do I have to listen to Josh and Amanda talk about how fucking cute I am. Shit, I know I could be a dog model if they accepted muts. The truth of the ma...
Posted by The Gones on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST

Oh. Dear. Lord.

My ear smells like a cheese factory. Seriously, Amanda was whispering some sweet nothings into my ear...and she almost puked on my wicked Gones' Beard. She was like, "Oh shit. Fuck.&...
Posted by The Gones on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:32:00 PST

On the 12th day of peenie licking....

Wanna hear some crazy shit? Toot!
Posted by The Gones on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:13:00 PST

Fucking Vacationaing Assholes...

Josh and Amanda go on vacation every other day. I'm getting really fucking sick of all this, "Hi, Gones! Bye, Gones" business. They leave me, then they pick me up. They pick me up an...
Posted by The Gones on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST

David Spade

I, The Gones, hate David Spade. He's a human turd...look at him. at least 17 1/2 of him fall out of my ass every day. Spade is a puss. Spade eats a dick. Spade had never...
Posted by The Gones on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:16:00 PST

Blue Face

So, earlier, Amanda was staring at my face and pissing me off. I was like, "what are you staring at human bitch?" Then she came over and was like, "Gones, What the fucking hell is all over...
Posted by The Gones on Sat, 06 May 2006 07:45:00 PST