About Me
.i'm older than i look. i'm smarter than you think. i was a cat in a past life. old men remind me of me. everyone says i'm "adorable" but it's usually when i'm trying to be funny or sexy so i don't really like it. i'm open to your opinions as long as you're open to mine. i wish i had musical talent other than tap dancing. i wish i was scottish. i'm happy to be short. i don't like the way i say my own name. but i bet i'd love the way you say it. i'm too honest for my own good. i can blend in anywhere but i don't fit into any particular crowd. i prefer beer. and i know more about you than i'll ever admit to.
