I'm very mysterious and really really good looking. I'm eight feet tall. I weigh 400 pounds. I routinely bench press volkswagens and nurse sick kittens and puppies back to health when I am not performing feats of amazing strength, astounding balance, and astonishing intelligence. I am also a double agent spy, but it is best that this is kept a secret, lest my many former russian comrades take offense at my deception. They might steal all my vodka...
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Interesting people. But I'm extremely shallow, so you must be very interesting or I will lose interest.
Also people who have been abducted by aliens, criminal masterminds, and dead presidents.
