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robb

What I want, I can't have. What I can have, I don't want. When I can have what I want, I don't go ge

About Me

proud member of the Church of Waspinator since 2006

My Interests

Transformers, all pro-sports in Colorado, customizing, SportsPicks, watching tv, pro-wrestling, frolf

I'd like to meet:

watch out for THE LAPPY DANCE!!!

Music:

Mudvayne, Kittie, System of a Down, Audioslave, Korn, GnR, Led Zepplin, Aerosmith, Lacuna Coil, Powerman 5000, Rob Zombie, Rage Against the Machine, Static-X, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Ozzy, Motorhead, AC/DC, Metallica, Sinatra, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Van Halen, Beastie Boys, Motley Crue, Bruce Springsteen, Soil, Drowning Pool, Deadsy, Dick Dale, White Zombie, Disturbed, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Weird Al, Judas Priest, Stevie Wonder, Bloodhound Gang, Seether, NIN, Kiss, Rachel Stevens, MC Chris, Godsmack, Dio, Ted Nugent, Bowie, Queen, Gorillaz, Alice Cooper, The Yayhoos, The Rolling Stones, Journey, The Hold Steady

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Clerks II, Super Troopers, Clerks, Office Space, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Scary Movie, The Aristrocrats, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, both Transformers movies

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Lost, anything Transformers, The OC, old 90s cartoons, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Reno 911!, South Park, Trigun, Mobile Fighter G-Gundam, Deep Space Nine, Raw, Smackdown, ECW, Red Dwarf, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Scrubs, Dirty Jobs

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness, Frankenstein, Jurassic Park

My Blog

Oldie but a Goodie

So tomorrow is Valentine's day, and I thought it was time to repost a blog I wrote a little over a year ago expressing my disdain for this abomonation of a "holiday". Without further ado, here is I ha...
Posted by robb on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:20:00 PST

Return of the blog (with pictures!)

Holy crap, it's a brand new blog! I know, I know. It's been a long time since I informed all of you faithful readers about the trials and tribulations that are my life. But things have changed since I...
Posted by robb on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

This could possibly be the worst weekend ever

So this weekend for me is fucking packed. I kicked it off today with a packed Friday. I had to get up early to workout because at 10 the Avs had an equipment sale at the Pepsi Center and I just had to...
Posted by robb on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

I have never been so uncomfortable before in my life

So yesterday I had to close at work and there was a father and daughter scheduled to come in at 7 for their first trial workouts. The dad apparently knew how to do everything and went on his own, but ...
Posted by robb on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

Holy crap, what did I just do?

I've opened a Pandora's Box. I've crossed the point of no return. I'm up the creek without a paddle. What has been done can never be undone. I have taken the bull by the horns.Alright, enough of that....
Posted by robb on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

I surrender

There's the white flag! I give up! I quit! No more!I don't know why my fate has to be this. It sucks, but I might as well just accept it. Maybe accepting what I am and what I'll always be will just ma...
Posted by robb on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:38:00 PST

Today, tomorrow, and yesterday

So yesterday fucking sucked. I seriously couldn't have had any worse karma coming my way than I did yesterday. I started off the day just like I do every day. Got up, had breakfast, went to workout, s...
Posted by robb on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

Looking to change my profile pic

so the avs season is over and they're not making the playoffs, which means i can now safely change my profile picture without superstitious consequences. so, check out my pictures (including those i'v...
Posted by robb on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

I've noticed something in the mirror

Holy crap, I'm losing some weight! I don't mean to brag, but I think I'm startin to look decent now. Been working out for around 2 months now, and the results are there. Since I work where I workout, ...
Posted by robb on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

Job blog

So, I've finally gotten around to writing this. Got off work about an hour ago, which was half an hour later than I should have. Anyways, I'm now working at the same place I work out at. It's called 1...
Posted by robb on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST