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Durn, The Durtiest Player In The Game

SURF NAZIS RULE!!!!!

About Me

All I do is play video games and ride quads. All I care about is shock value, I dont care if I offend anybody coz all I do is like to laugh coz I have a very sick sense of humor. I'm a cripple who only has one good leg and a peg leg. I used to like to get drunk but getting drunk is fucking stupid, thats why I take pills now, coz pills are your friend. I like to make pipe bombs and blow shit up. I enjoy fishing and hunting coz I get to shoot animals and I hate animals, especially dogs that bark all the time. I enjoy camping and fucking my truck up even more coz its fun, I want to blow the fucker up with some home made dynamite, or fix it up and make it sweet which wouldnt be as fun and would cost money. I enjoy BMX jumping even though I cant right now I like to pretend I can and talk shit to people who are jumping. I like to talk shit to anybody coz Im an asshole and what are you gonna do, hit a cripple? HA! I like to shoot guns, and if you have read this far youre fucking gay, or bored.

My Interests

Quad riding, dirtbike riding, BMX riding, couch surfing. My leg is pretty interesting. I used to get drunk but I dont anymore. Talking to people who aren't complete fucking morons, and pissing them off. Being ignorant is cool. ALYSSA, shes pretty damn hot and I would like to do things with her because I love her.

I'd like to meet:


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Anybody who's not a complete fucking idiot. Charles Manson Hitler Vikings Osama Bin Laden (to torture) Josef Stalin Ted Bundy coz everthing about him is funny, even the murder and rape shit. Marin Luther King Jr so I could tell him about MY dream Anybody who lost an eye in a knife fight. People from Boone county West Virginia are badasses

Music:

PanterA, Down, Black Sabbath, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Superjoint Ritual, Old Metallica ,Ozzy , Led Zeppelin, Alice In Chains, The Eagles, Guns N Roses, Black Label Society, Corrosion Of Conformity, Iron Maiden, Exhumed, Vital Remains, Deicide, Rob Zombie, The New Trivium CD, the 1st 2 Korn albums, Vader, Blue Oyster Cult, Iced Earth, Strapping Young Lad, Tool, Children of Bodom, Hank Williams III, Johnny Cash, J imi Hendrix, Marilyn Manson, Tom Petty, Aerosmith, Alabama Thunderpussy. All kinds of metal and old school music. No fucking rap or new country, its just not the same as the old stuff thats cool.

Movies:

The ONLY TRUE Trilogy (TERMINATOR) Fight Club Grandmas Boy Crocodile Dundee Walk the Line Star Wars Star Trek movies The Crow Jackass 1 and 2 Haggard! CKY movies Crusty Demons movies The Eraser Rocky movies RAMBO 1,2,3 Friday The 13th (all of them are badass) Nightmare On Elm Street (all of them are funny) Point Break (the surf nazis) James Bond movies Gory movies Funny movies B- movies

Television:

family guy robot chicken the history channel Loony Toons South Park Aqua Teen Hunger Force The last 30 laps of any NASCAR race Fishing

Books:

The Alphabet Of Manliness. True Crime books Coping With Beastiality (them books in the high school library that are all about COPING with shit, like Coping with incest, coping with rape, coping with being obese, coping with being a retard, coz theyre funny!)

Heroes:

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RIP
JACOB HANSON

1986-2006

My Blog

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION FOUND....

IN YOUR PUSSY YOU STINKY FUCKING CUNTS!!! I FUCKING HATE TREE HUGGING HIPPIE PIECES OF SHIT "DONT HURT THE RACCOONS!!!" FUCK YOU HIPPIES!!!!!! THANK YOU
Posted by Captain Durty on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:06:00 PST

Beeerrr And Whiskey

FUCK ASS!! everybody should take some shots and drink some brews to celebrate something cool!
Posted by Captain Durty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everbody should read this

Hey everybody! HAHAHA! IM HITLER!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! KILL WOMEN
Posted by Captain Durty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wanna start my own DRINKING TEAM

Anybody interested joining my Drinking Team?? I need a drinkin team to compete in drinkin competitions! well email me or someshit and well get wasted!
Posted by Captain Durty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stuff

yep. another fuckin post of nonsense. good stuff ya know. been doin some drinkin and shit and just havin a good time. postin more shit. well. have fun, smoke drugs
Posted by Captain Durty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST