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ingemar johansson

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

i got married in a rush to save a kid from being deported, now she's in love. i was so touched, i was moved to kick the crutches from my crippled friend... she was not impressed 'cause i cured her on the Sabbath, i went to confess. when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whiskey and gin.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the stars of track and field

My Blog

who the hell likes deviled eggs?

so,this all started because  kyle, lindsey, kelly and i were discussing food this morning. you know, wheatgrass juice, kale, tuna casserole, gross things like that. someone mentioned hardboiled e...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:37:00 GMT

oh you're so filthy, and i am gorgeous.

dear dionne warwick (via psychic friends hotline),this insomnia thing is kind of bugging me. my present campaign is to get put back on  anxiety/depression meds, because im crazy, but for now i am...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:28:00 GMT

she tried to disrespect who? - the grand wizard!

i really want to know why it is that every fucking time i like someone they're always an asshole. god. anyway. the other night i went to the store to buy beer and this is what happened:guy behind coun...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:01:00 GMT

umm, hello?

ok. im listening to dane cook right now and he reminded me of jellies, remember those? i had a hot pink sparkly pair. i miss those.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 19:37:00 GMT