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i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

i wish i could quit you..

About Me



disclaimer! these things do not describe me. no. some do, some don't. some describe me, most describe the views of others on various subjects. as always follow the golden rule: most of what you read on the internet is fabricated.

i want to work at the banana stand.

you are second hand smoke.
why can't i die before you??
you'd just steal all the glamour.. typical.

“i don’t want realism. i want magic! yes, yes, magic! i try to give that to people. i misrepresent things to them. i don’t tell the truth, i tell what ought to be the truth. and if that is sinful, then let me be damned for it.”
- blanche dubois

"you just can't, ever win, convinced there's a war on,
it's always everybody versus you,
convinced that your critics are watching,
and you've always got something,
you've always got something to prove."

My Interests

dinosaurs. people getting stuck in wet cement. space heaters. reading. theatre. anything goes. pepperjack veggie cheese slices. diet citrus drop. long walks. the salvation army. moontower karaoke. 1960s. 1920s. water. edie sedgwick. time travel. vintage clothing. kurt vonnegut. goo. thomas pynchon. beat poetry. jazz. dancing. playing the lights.

I'd like to meet:


pynchon, vonnegut, and salinger. all at once. pow-wow style.

bill murray as hunter s. thompson/mungi.

a seal with a yellow bow tie.

Music:

shiny toy guns. mazzy star. smashing pumpkins. broken social scene. the stars. the dears. at11. the dears. sweet charity. chicago. bob dylan. her space holiday.

Movies:

the secret of nimh.

Television:

arrested development. the daily show.

Books:

currently: run with the hunted: a charles bukowski reader. cat's cradle. gravity's rainbow.

Heroes:


My Blog

women and children only, sir.

"winning that ticket, rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. it brought me to you... promise me you will never give up. no matter how hopeless it seems. that you won't give up. that you wi...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

edward scissorhands: the ballet!!

i wanna go. yes. i'm for truly seriously really real serious truth. san fran debut article hope it comes around soon ?...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

conjunctivitis is not for lovers.

please everyone never get pink eye! well, if you can help it. since i've no clue where i picked mine up at. but praise be i am in my final leper stages. ...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:14:00 PST

bkln bunny: inside the life a bunny via bun cam.

live bunny cam! i just happened across that a little bit ago and it's pretty sweet. get new photos every 3 seconds or so of what the bunny is up to in his little home! :) there's a myspace link on ...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

karaoke humour: scott's 'back in black'

Posted By:girl with the most cake.Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST

rip female cricket .3.

yep another female cricket died. this one was a real fatty, too. i never thought i'd say this but i really wish that i could see crickets mate. just do it a little bit. so i can put it down in my beh...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST

fiddler: you are now entering the vonnegut zone.

pretty sweet article. you just gotta read it - no preface! although i will say it makes me think of "thanasphere" by vonnegut. ghost music...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:34:00 PST

"...a beautiful but deadly addition to Jurassic Park..."

i just heard a weird noise outside the window. a fucked up cooing and gurgling. i think of the weird dog-bird that cole and timmy and i experienced. NOT that.  mom: it's a raccoon. elizabeth: i...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST

plymouth rock would land on them.

"when the soul of a man is born in this country there are nets flung at it to hold it back from flight. you talk to me of nationality, language, religion. i shall try to fly by those nets."  -s...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

there's men everywhere, jazz everywhere, booze everywhere, LIFE everywhere!

quick little up-to-date on my past week or so. -attended anything goes at the croswell twice this past weekend. LOVED it. soo good. i wish it was always there so i could just pop in and see it whenev...
Posted by i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:56:00 PST