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Crackodactle

I've got the bird flu

About Me



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well id like to have some meaningful conversation.. but here's a tidbit: I would describe myself as as wildcat punk debutante... not really( Im not one of your typical college girls-gone-wild). Im an extroverted girlie ( depending on which day of the hormone cycle you're on) and i like people who are aggressive. A general day forme consists of looking in the mirror a lot, throwing peppermint patties at homeless people, and slapping my miad Rosella for not cleaning well enough... IT'S SO HARD TO BE ME!... just kidding... but this should be interesting enough to spark some discussion, eh?

My Interests

Likes: Tattoos, rock-n-roll, tossed salads, National EnquirerDislikes: Busted grills, thieves, Bette Midler filmsPeeves: Tardiness, cheap bastards, and Fran Drescher's fallFavorites:Color: Turquoise & Mauve (just not together)Food: French fries & broccoli (just not together)Drink (Non-Alcoholic): Evian H2ODrink (Alcoholic): Cat Urine (piss)Sport: Baseball (Go St. Louis!)Theme Park/Attraction: DollywoodPlace to Shop: Killer TrashCartoon Character: StripperellaGetaway Place: the bathroomVehicle: Pinto or '78 PacerPerson in your life: My maid RosellaAnimal: Pandas and octopiInspirationPerson you most admire:Ursela from the Little MermaidPerson(s) who have inspired you the most:In no particular order: Madonna, Courtney Love and Cruella Deville

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I'd like to meet:

Madonna and Courtney Love (at the same time), hardcore kids and rock and rollers who believe in the 'Poison' slogan "It ain't nothin' but a good time"! .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

madonna, traci lords, lil' kim, ratt, firehouse, poison, motley crue, cinderella, tiger army, xray spex, missing persons, billy idol, courtney love, peaches, melanie c, everytime i die, duran duran, fiona apple, zztop, van halen... and many many more

Movies:

Who's that Girl?* The Red Violin* A soldier's Girl* 3 on a Meathook*

Television:

*The Golden Girls *Bad Lifetime movies with Tori Spelling * The NASA Channel

Books:

memoires of a geisha* close range* Drowned world* Vanity Fair Magazine * All the hippos go berzerk!

Heroes:

src=httUrsela from the "Little Mermaid" - she proves fat bitches can look sexy and wear tube tops too!Madonna - damn i wish i looked that hot now!Courtney Love - Whenever I am down on my life, she reminds me it could always be worse!Anna Nicole Smith - I only hope i am white trash enough to be a trainwreak like this one day! Marry an oldie then take the money and run... have we learned nothing girls?